Saturday, October 23, 2010

Complete the Caption


The woman in the picture is examining something in the window, and talking to the man beside her. He has his eyes on something completely different. It looks like a bare bottom!


What are they saying? Complete the caption with a "She said, he said" and I will share your creativity tomorrow.




From Hermione's Heart

10 comments:

SPANKEDHORTIC said...

He thinks..........

I hope she does not see my signature on the bottom of that painting. I never told her about my artistic period.

Prefectdt

Anonymous said...

She said: "Have you seen the price for this painting...there..in the bottom right corner?"
He said: "I see the bottom, dear, I see the bottom"

Paddy P. said...

troonShe: Well my God Arthur look there's that grand spanking new picture of Mary on the bottom shelf
He:Ah..so thats Mary's bottom.

sixxofthebest said...

The caption for this photo. The husband is saying to his wife. "Tonight my dear you are going to find yourself in the same position, with your dress raised waist high, your knickers down around your ankles, and a pliable stinging cane that I intend to use, will descend painfully upon your bare bottom".

Bonnie said...

She: Fine art lifts the spirit.

He: Um, yeah, spirit...

ronnie said...

She : Charles, wouldn't that picture of the lady look lovely in the sitting room.

He : Yes Mary, I could sit and look at it for hours.

Love,
Ronnie
xx

Mick said...

She: I can never make out these impressionistic images. What does it look like to you?

Him: A full moon, perhaps?

tommyspt said...

She said, "I love that painting, it has such lovely lines."
He said, "Yes dear, we certainly both agree on that."

Karl Friedrich Gauss said...

"I thought you said that picture you posed for would never be seen outside the artist's home."

Kaki said...

He said : Dear, doesn't that look alot like you ?

She said : Umm, no, I don't think so.

He said : She looks just like you did in college and has the same heart shaped birth mark on the bottom of her left cheek just like you.