Sunday, November 13, 2011

You Completed the Caption

"Why don't you bring the hairbrush over here like I asked you to, young lady?"
"I would, but... um... I think I'm coming down with something ... and, uh... I can't find it... that is, er... it will make too much noise... and, um... is it too late to say I'm sorry?"

Sarah Thorne:
"Why don't you let me hit that one more time?"
"I'm sorry, but your time is up. $50 please."

"Why don't you come over here so I can spank your naughty bottom?"
"I would but any man who holds a cigarette like that I can't take seriously as a Top."

Six of the best:
He said. "Why don't you take your knickers down. She says, "That's a man's job'" with a wink in her eye.

"Why don't you come over here and we'll talk about it?"
"I would, but I know what you mean when you say we'll talk about it and my bottom is still sore from this morning's spanking."

Why don't you ever get ready on time.
I would, but you were in the bathroom too long.

(One way to talk yourself into a hot bottom.)

Why don't you get out the strap on and do me tonight?
I would but you always whine when I do that!

(Sorry his pose and her leather it has to be a switch!)

"Why don't you spank me tonight? I'm such a naughty boy for smoking!"
"I would, but I forgot the cane. I know, I'll use your belt!"

"Why don't you ever behave yourself at a party?"
"I would, but only if YOU would!"

Richard, I'm glad your technical difficulties with leaving comments were resolved.

"Why don't you come over here for your birthday spanking?"
"I would, but I have to blow out the candles first."

Today is my birthday and I'm waiting for my birthday spanking.

Happy birthday Sweetpea! 

WHY DON’T YOU Call for a Pizza?
I WOULD BUT I have a date tonight.

WHY DON’T YOU put on that Wonder Woman Costume and let’s play Naughty Super Hero Tonight.
I WOULD BUT I forgot to mention, my mother is coming in this evening. Her back is bothering her so she is going to stay with us a few weeks.

WHY DON’T YOU hurry up and get me some dinner?
I WOULD BUT first I have to watch the grass grow and the paint dry and after that invent the flying car.

WHY DON’T YOU spend the night?
I WOULD BUT my husband is wrestling in the “WWE Smack Down” this evening and he hates it when I miss one of his matches.

WHY DON’T YOU come back over here and let’s see if I can teach you a proper lesson.
I WOULD BUT if you remember we left your Mom and Dad in the living room two hours ago. Don’t you think they might be wondering what happened to us?

"Why don't you stop complaining about never having anything to wear."
"I would but you have ruined every dress I have. parading around the bedroom in them, every night."

Tenth Muse Top:
"Why don't you stop dressing like Lauren Bacall?!"
"I would... but I have still haven't found my Humphrey Bogart."

A. Lurker:
"Why don't you bring me your hairbrush, darling?"
"I would but your hair is so perfectly coiffed already, dear, so why would you need a hairbrush?" 

"Why don't you ever do what I ask?""I would, but who swings the paddle in this house? Speaking of which, I haven't seen it in about a week. Do you know anything about that?"

"Why don't you come over here so I can spank you?"
"I would but... I can't see my reflection in the mirror. Roger, I'm a ghost!"

Thank you to everyone who participated today. Stay safe, and I'll see you all next week for another challenge. 

From Hermione's Heart

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