Saturday, December 17, 2011

Complete the Caption


Oh my goodness! Santa's been a bad boy, and just before Christmas too. What could the jolly old elf have done that was so naughty?

Complete the caption by leaving a comment and I will publish your submissions in the next post.
From Hermione's Heart

18 comments:

Kingspan said...

I don't care if you have been giving gifts since the third century, young man. You're not to old to have your bottom smacked. Every Christmas I tell you not to play in sooty chimneys in your good red suit, but do you listen? No.

TheVBB said...

After all these years Santa finally made the naughty list

sixofthebest said...

Santa say's to Hermione. "I am naughty, and you are nice. Please spank my bottom, and be precise".

Simon said...

Both Scarlett and Santa knew that for their spankings to be really effective they were going too have to lose some layers of clothing,

Anonymous said...

Why did you give cole to the good kids and toys to the bad kids?
Jackie

Kaki said...

I don't care if you are Santa Clause can't you spend one Christmas Eve at home with the family.

ronnie said...

It's not only naughty girls who get spanked at Christmas.

Love,
Ronnie
xx

Blondie said...

All I want for Christmas is to spank the naughty elf...

Sweetpea said...

We finally get to see what Santa wants from Mrs. Claus for Christmas.

Anonymous said...

Naughty Santa chose a spanking rather than the sack

Richard

littlemonkey said...

"Frankly, Dear Santa, I don't give a damn. Bend over"

Red said...

The next sleigh definitely has to have a seat warmer. In the meantime, my dear, you are doing perfectly fine.

vfrat25000 said...

Thank you Santa…How did you know I wanted to be a TOP for Christmas?

After a few too many glasses of Champagne, the Chairman of the Board and the Senior Attorney of the DoNothing Corporation found out at the Company Christmas Party they both had interests in spanking.

Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Spanking Santa all the way…Oh what fun it is to spank Santa night and day.

Oh Monica…You are the best….You make a darn good looking Santa as well Mr. President.

I want a Maserati…WHACK…I want a 3 carat diamond ring…WHACK…I want a Coach Purse…..WHACK….I want Two Weeks in Hawaii…WHACK…OK…OK…Ease up I have to sit in that Sleigh all night.

MarQe's Study said...

All I said was, "can I come down your chimney?"

MQ x

Daisychain said...

Santa says..."If you want your bottom heated for Christmas, you had better show me what's so good about it...."

Christina said...

You put ME on the naughty list? I'll show you who is on the naughty list!!

Bobbie Jo said...

What do you mean I can't have a Lamborghini?! How dare you suggest a Smart Car!

Recidavist said...

Red noses are for Reindeer's..