Today's FAILs are on the subject of pain - the bad kind, not the kind we love - and how to relieve it.
The contents of Dalley's Magical Pain Extractor are unknown, but probably either ineffective or dangerous. The text reads: "Molly Pitcher, the heroine of Monmouth, avenging her husband's death."
Wolcott's Instant Pain Annihilator is "A speedy & permanent cure for headache, toothache, neuralgia, catarrh and weak nerves." Contents also unknown.
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