A mature woman's sensitive, sometimes humorous, and always uniqueperspective on consensual, erotic spanking.
"When I said, wear some protection, that wasn't exactly what I had in mind"
Oh, Tinny, my heart is yours forever!
"I said I need a can opener, not a tan over my knees".
Early prototype for the Hitachi Magic Wand.
you can be so cold at times...
Ian:There are some troubling side effects to Viagra abuse.
Tin man knew he shouldn't have strayed off the Yellow Brick Road. Groan, bad I know but couldn't think of anything else.Love,Ronniexx
He couldn't wait to get to the heart of the matter.
Remember, the safeword is "Klaatu barada nikto."
"Magneto said he kept his bucket list in his head."
When that moment of bliss washed over her Dorothy knew she wasn't in Kansas anymore.
Oh dear, I knew you were rusty, but I didn't think it would fall off!!
She says "Now that's my idea of a whole can of whup ass.".Prefectdt
Alien robot: "Take me to your leader."Naked woman: "Nuh uh, big boy. First I'm taking you to my bedroom. You're packin' iron."
Dorothy hoped to make the tin man "loosen up"
My turn next on the spanking machine.
Al took the jokes of being a Robotop for his unstoppable arm quite literally at the next party.
Yea, after you spank me really hard, I'm finally going to get some real hard as steel between my legs...
I 'll rub yours if you will rub mine Bob
Somebody go get Petunia off the Tin Man and have her get dressed. We are going to get kicked out of the Wizard of Oz Museum.Herman, I don’t think you love me anymore. You feel cold as steel.Put your glasses on Betty. I am over here. You are fondling the neighbor’s Halloween decorationA great idea for costume party George, I am freezing my butt off as Lady Godiva and you are about to have a heat stroke as the Tin Man. Next year back to Little Bo Peep and SupermanHelen quit nagging and help me get these steel pants off I have to go pee. Mable, I think you might be right. The Reverend Fortner and his Secretary might not be just talking church business.
Tinman remarked to Dorothy "Bring the oil can, or you'll get a rusty screw!"(Starman's comment!)PS He loves your 'Complete the Caption' every weekend!
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