Saturday, March 30, 2013

Complete the Caption

Spring is here! The trees and shrubs are in blossom, and it's the perfect time for a romp in the park. But it's possible to be a little too exuberant, and there may be consequences!

Complete the caption by leaving a comment and I will publish your springtime thoughts in the next post. 

From Hermione's Heart

21 comments:

Anonymous said...

It's spring time and I can show my bottom without freezing it. Yes I know honey you will spank me for showing it in public.
archedone

Anonymous said...

What better way than to cool off a spanked bottom and yet still be naughty.

ronnie said...

I think I'm going to regret taking Jane's bet to moon the next person who walks past.

Love,
Ronnie
xx

ronnie said...

I think I'm going to regret taking Jane's bet to moon the next person who walks past.

Love,
Ronnie
xx

Bonnie said...

"Bloomers? Why, just take a look. They're all around us!"

sunnygirl said...

Cooling off her buns after a hot spanking.

sunnygirl said...

Cooling off her buns after a hot spanking.

abby williams said...

Sailor Moon? Heavens no! It's a Pink Moon or no moon at all. May her bottom be as pink as the cherry blossoms about to bloom. Happy Spring!

Kaelah said...

As she quickly raised the back of her skirt for her boyfriend to secretly shoot a naughty picture in the park, she smiled at the thought that the colour of her bottom almost matched the colour of the beautiful pink cherry blossoms. What made her smile even more, though, was the knowledge that the colour of her bottom would soon be as red as a cherry, long before the blossoms would have turned into the sweet fruits they both liked so much.

vfrat25000 said...

Grandfather
Young relative let me give you some advice from your elders. NEVER bare you bottom next to a flowering tree
21 Year Old Granddaughter
Oh Gramps….You are SO old fashioned…It’s a new world now; it’s called Freedom of Expression…..OWWWWW! Something BIT ME!

Squirrel 1
Holy Moley Frank…Look at the size of those pears
Squirrel 2
Those aren’t pears Frank, you goof…Those are Florida Grapefruit...They are very rare. Take a bite…They taste wonderful!

Come on Herman look at these cherry trees. Aren’t they beautiful?
Yeah…Yeah…Very pretty…Wait…Wait you are so right! They are nearly perfect, soft, rounded, supple globes …so spankable!
What did you say?
Uhhh...Yeah nice tree!

Somebody go get Officer Jane. I think this vice assignment in the park is starting to corrupt her.
Why do you say that? Ohhh, I see your point. Mary…Drop the skirt and get in the car.
Why…I think I almost have that jogger interested. He has circled this tree five times.

Kingspan said...

Father, I cannot tell a lie. 'Twas I who mooned the cherry tree.

sixofthebest said...

Hermione, pardon my poet's license. "Spring, Spring, is it really you, that wishes, to birch my bare bottom true"

1manview said...

Wait till we get home, I'm going to give her a brand new meaning to spank that azz!! ...

OK, who'd gong to be the first to play hide the wienie with me?

garyntboy said...

For borrowing his jacket without permission the naval officers' girlfriend would very likely be getting as many stripes on her bottom as are on the sleeves.

TL Bucko said...

You stand right there and think about what you've done while I cut a switch from this cherry tree.

Mitch Philbin said...

Oh, look, Sadie, the dogwoods are in bloom.

Sir Wendel Jones said...

Does this cherry blossom/dogwood tree make my tushie look fat?

Dr. Ken said...

"Wow. June really IS busting out all over...."

Elisa Will said...

"I keep forgetting about those dang camera phones." ;)

-Elisa

SPANKEDHORTIC II said...

The Tree thinks "I prefer the stripy butt that the last girl had. it looked more like a bee.".

Prefectdt

MyMask said...

See that branch on that tree, soon that will be tanning your backside.