Bob: Okay this is how it's going to happen.... Any questions?
archedone: You have been very naughty and need a long hard spanking.
Country Spanker: Your backside is gonna be the colour of your jacket, lady.
Six of the best: "Tonight my dear. we are going to have a 'spanking good time'. While listening to the Beatles, with Ringo Starr's beat of his drums, I am going to be beating your voluptuous bare BUM most red indeed".
TL Bucko: Look you are my girl and you only go with me. I'm going to give you something to remember that.
Go ahead, I dare you.
Him: Didn't I tell you what would happen if you didn't listen?
Her: Yes and what are you going to do about it?
Lilmisses: Rose bit at her inner cheek as Steve explained, ironically so, how if she played her cards right she could be otk tonight.
Bonnie: "You know I'm not THAT kind of girl..."
"Maybe not, but with a little expert instruction you could be."
Grease: The Prequel.
Betty Rizzo: "Danny, you talk about spanking me again and I'll break your effin' arm."
Danny Zuko: "Riz, do you think I'll ever meet a girl who's a spanko like me? Maybe when school ends I'll find some summer loving."
Him - Hey cupcake, this is how it goes, you, me in the back row of the pictures.
Her - What happens if I say no?
Chuck: I got this idea about a worldwide system where folks can type in and send letters and pictures from one electric device to another.
Petunia: Will you quit worrying about things that will never happen? Let’s go to Uncle Frank’s barn; you owe me my birthday spanking (wink)
Chuck: Hey Babe…I’m not wearing any underwear.
Petunia: Hot Shot, you don’t know diddley squat about romance and your timing stinks. I have to babysit my sister in five minutes. I hope you get a rash!
Chuck: The grease in my hair is starting to make my head itch and it’s starting to melt. It must 100 degrees in the shade and I’m wearing a leather jacket. I’m a respected Surgeon. This is embarrassing. I hope none of my patients see me.
Petunia: I’m losing the mood Chuck!
Chuck: I’m sorry.
Chuck: “Hey sweetheart, why don’t you ditch Geometry class and take a little ride in the country with me. I am meeting my gang in Estherville for a few beers.”
Petunia: “Oh if I do I might get a spanking……Oh well…I’ll do it anyway”
Chuck: “Oh this is going to be GREAT!”
Chuck: I think I will wear these jeans and leather coat to the prom. What do you think?
Petunia: I think I need a different date for the prom.
CAPTION SHORT STORY (I thought for fun I would write a small “very short story caption” from this scene)
What did your Dad say about you getting in after midnight last night?
I am kind of worried. He said if it happens again I will have trouble sitting down.
Trouble sitting down, what was he talking about?
I don’t know for sure but I think he might have meant I would get a spanking.
(Laughing) That’s hilarious. You are eighteen years old and graduate in two months.
I know but he looked pretty serious. I am not sure I want to find out if he was kidding.
Oh come on Patty. Everybody is getting together Saturday at Miller’s Lake for a party. I understand Billy is bringing a keg.
I don’t think I should. I have no idea what is like to be spanked and I SURE DON’T want find out!
Chicken….! Come on…It’ll be a blast!
All right! I’ll be there. He couldn’t possibly have been serious about spanking me!
Bea: What's your name, little girl, what's your name?
She: "Yeah, I've got matches, but I'm not lending them to you and there's nothing you can do about it!"
He: "Wanna bet?"
Bobbie Jo: So, I was thinkin' Amy, maybe we could go to the malt shop and talk a while. Then we can go to that place we like so well at the park. I will see to it you never pull another little prank like you did to the guys the other day.
Ah, come on, Jerry. It wasn't a real skunk. Just my cat painted like one.
Ricky: What is a "rock"?
Someone who is very hard.
Sir Wendel Jones:
Rizzo: Come up to my place and I’ll show you MY leather.
Kenickie: After your spanking we can practice the hand jive.
Hermione: Danny knew Sandy was the girl of his dreams when he found out her safeword was "Grease".
Happy St. Patrick's Day!