Saturday, May 4, 2013

Complete the Caption

Bizarre activities often take place in theatres: in front of the audience, in the wings, or backstage. But hey, that's show business!

Complete the caption by leaving a comment and I will publish your scripts in the next post.

From Hermione's Heart


MyMask said...

I have always wanted to be spanked in front of an audience ;)


"Oh No! He's stuck his head up my ass again."


Lady Koregan said...

Yes, very funny.

Now get that mouse OUT of my dressing room!

And bring my hairbrush with you when you come back.

Michael said...

"EEEK!!! I didn't think this new Viagra drug would work so well. That thing is now too big for me."

Bonnie said...

This is precisely why we don't want anyone getting high backstage.

Mitch said...

Is this like "up the creek without a paddle?"

sunnygirl said...

"No, no not the cane. I can't stand the cane".

Kingspan said...

Ladies often jumped up the first time they tried to sit down after a spanking, but few did it quite so dramatically as Kate.

sixofthebest said...

"Jumping Johosophat. You want to take my knicker's down, and spank my voluptous bare bottom with a cane". said Hermione to her internet friend 'Six of the Best'.

Anonymous said...

The first swing caught her a bit surprised,

ronnie said...

No, I'm not coming down unless you take that paddle back.


A. Lurker said...

Hi Hermione,

I can see it's curtains for you Miss Jane!


ricky said...

Bottoms up!

A. Lurker said...

Hi again,
I got another one!

We were starting to suspect that Miss Mew had been a cat in a former life!


vfrat25000 said...

Call Aunt Melba, Uncle Harry showed up to play practice wearing nothing but a Santa Claus Beard and a Speedo, again. Somebody help Prudence get down from the curtain.

This infomercial is over. The Watkins Electric Girdle still has a few defects we have to iron out.

Ha, Ha, Look at Penelope. She said she saw a snake. Ohhh Lordy, It is a snake, make room on that curtain Penelope.

What is going on?
Caroline’s husband just finished reading “50 Shades” and whispered what he wanted to do to her when they got home.

I believe this will be the last year of teaching Drama at Drake College for Miss Perkins
I agree. It looks like the guys from that “Animal House” Fraternity finally got to her.
Tell the 300 pound male stripper we are done. He can go now?