Baxter: Daredevil: Don't worry honey, I have workers comp insurance.
Wife: I am not worrying as you have so much life insurance, you are worth more dead than alive. so go ahead and have fun. HA.
Sir Wendel: Dumb Donald finally came to the conclusion that this truly was a stupid idea.
Ronnie: I think I'm going to regret taking this dare.
Vfrat25000: You'all watch this!
Leroy jumped his truck over big bend creek,
looked at his brother Clyde and announced "Little brother let's see you
top that?" Clyde cleared the Interstate Insurance building, the Hampton
city lake and four rows of the eagle bend housing division.
Bend Amusement Park fired their human cannonball Hetrick. Hetrick
decided to go out in style.His funeral is Tuesday. He will be missed
most by the bearded lady and Petrina the Human Pretzel.
Hermione: The Giant Spanker was the amusement park's most popular ride.
Thank you all for participating on this long (for some of us) weekend. Next time we'll have something that's not as scary.