Sir Wendel Jones: Our In-Flight Spankee Today is Mary Jones.
Ronnie: Right ladies, everyone who has a ticket for the spanking party, follow me. We'll be boarding shortly.
Six of the best: I fly each day with the greatest of ease, because the captain spanks me over his knees.
Bonnie: The skies have never been friendlier.
Vfrat25000: Holy feathered propeller! Look at Captain Smith. I thought he just likes wearing perfume.
First Officer, I think I have put in way too many flight hours. Look out your right window and tell me if a half naked woman is standing in front of our right wing.
OK, I thought I was losing it. Let’s get on with the pre-flight checklist.
Somebody please tell that damn airport tower to turn those binoculars towards the sky. I’m getting low on fuel and that blonde isn’t going anywhere.
We may be stuck on this tarmac for four hours but at least the complimentary drinks and the strip show help pass the time. Get me another drink and some more dollar bills!
I have a brand new idea to boost the airline revenue: Airborne Bachelor Parties. We will make a zillion bucks.
George, where’s your mother?
Dad, she is outside the plane sort of dressed like an airline pilot.
See, that’s her in the blue jacket and pilot’s cap.
Oh my stars! I guess those motion sickness pills must have a few side effects. She does put on a great show, doesn’t she son?
Mitch: And our flight attendant of the year, as voted on by those who fly with us is: ___________________
Ricky: Oh, what's that noise? Oops!
Enzo: Looks like we may be experiencing some unexpected delays. Naughty tailwinds are most likely to blame.
Arched one: Welcome to spanking airlines, our flight will be a long one so all of you will have plenty of time to spank me.
Rod: She's welcome to board my fuselage!
Hermione: We will now demonstrate on Katie how the new detachable propellers can double as paddles.
Baxter: It is our new uniform and has been getting rave reviews and our bookings from male customers is an all time high. So please enjoy the views out the window and anywhere else you please.
Thank you all for braving the weather to join in the fun. The de-icing equipment is on full-blast here in Canada, but we survived the first onslaught of winter. Have a happy holiday and we'll see you next week for more caption fun.