Monday, March 10, 2014

Recap: Spanko Brunch for March 9

Today's topic of fictional characters that need a good spanking generated some enthusiastic responses.

Joey: I would like to see Ironman spanked by his assistant Pepper. In the Ironman movies, Robert Downey is very arrogant and treats his assistant badly. Ideally, Pepper would cane him on his bare bottom.

mouse: Ooooh currently reading Gone with the Wind and Scarlett needed to be spanked and often by someone who knew how...
By who? None other than Rhett.

Awesome question...

Prefectdt: Love this subject :)

Game of Thrones is my favourite TV series, at the moment. I would like to see King Joffrey Barathion (Jack Gleeson) thoroughly thrashed, with a nice whippy strip of dragon's bone, by Melisandre the red priestess (Carice Van Houten). Melisandre can set the bone on fire first, just to make it extra interesting.

@Joeyred 51 - back in October 2011 I did a "Women Who Should Be Spankers" post about Gwyneth Paltrow, as Pepper Potts, being a spanker. Kinky minds think alike :)

Dr. Ken: Oh, heavens--between the movies I've seen and all the TV I watch, there's so dang many to choose from!

Shall I take the obvious choice here? Hermione Granger, as played by Emma Watson in the Harry Potter movies, finally gets a good spanking from Ron Weasley for her "know-it-all" attitude....

Lily (Alyson Hannigan) spanked by her husband, Marshall, on How I Met Your Mother.

Felicity Smoak (Emily Bett Rickards) spanked by Oliver Queen in the TV show, Arrow.

Sarah Michelle Gellar--it didn't happen on Buffy, maybe it could happen on her new show, The Crazy Ones.

We've seen Amy Farrah Fowler spanked on The Big Bang Theory--how about spankings for the other two girlfriends, Penny and Bernadette?

I could go on (and on), but I'll force myself to stop here... :-)

PK Corey: I agree completely with mouse. I remember being fairly young when my mother took me to see this one time when it came through town. My favorite part was when he threatened her with a buggy whip, I was disappointed when he didn't follow through - though I thought a good hard OTK hand spanking would have been even better.

Baxter: Most any of the women who James Bond flirted with throughout his movies. OK, how about the woman played by Halle Berry. And probably spanked by Pierce Brosnan who was James Bond.

Sunny girl: The first one that comes to mind is just like Mostly Mouse said. Rhett & Scarlett. Frankly, Ashley could have used a good spanking too, he should have told Scarlett that he had no romantic interest in her from the get go.

Autumn: This is a good one! I would have LOVED a spanking scene between Mr. Darcy and Elizabeth in Pride and Prejudice (after all, she's pretty feisty and headstrong). Too bad Jane Austen wasn't a spanko.

Six of the best: Miss Pennypacker of James Bond fame, needs to be given 'Six of the Best', with a pliable stinging cane, across her bare bottom.

The recent Masters and Johnson series on television. Where Masters takes Miss Johnson over his knees for a jolly good spanking on her bare bottom. Of course wearing suspender-belt and stockings, that accent her derriere.

Es May: CC on The Nanny, she always was too smug, and by Niles, the Butler. She so got under his skin, in more ways than one. lol

Also, Bones often should get one from Booth, if for no other reason than to learn to let loose a little. :)

And would love to see Virginia get one from Burt in Raising Hope, just seems like they have all this energy, and that would only add to it. :)

Sir Wendel: Carrie Bradshaw, Samantha Jones, Charlotte York and Miranda Hobbes from Sex and the City all need a good old fashioned bare bottom paddling with a wooden hairbrush.

Roz: Ooh, what a fun question Hermione. Some great suggestions above!

I think both Victoria and Emily on Revenge need a good spanking. Not sure who should spank Victoria but Jack should definitely spank Emily!

River: I love this topic. I have a hard time enjoying shows where men are constantly put down or spoken to condescendingly. I give Bones a second vote, and I also think Melinda from The Ghost Whisperer and Kenzie from Lost Girl could use a spanking or two! 

Simon: Oh, there are so many going right back to Mrs Peel, Tara King and Purdey all of whom should have been spanked by John Steed in The Avengers.

More recently Xena should have spanked Gabrielle, Buffy and Willow should have been spanked by Giles.

There were also spanking references in Blackadder 2 and The Vicar of Dibley and I would have enjoyed seeing Edmund spank Queenie and the vicar spank Alice. Alternatively I think I would like to have been spanked by Xena and Mrs Peel.

Anon: How about Snow White having all those frilly skirts turned up so that the Seven Dwarfs could all take turns to spank her bare bottom ?

Nina: The witch from the Chronicles of Narnia. I like Tilda Swinton in that part and would love to see her spanked by the very friendly Mr Tumnus.

Ronnie: Fun question. Would have made me laugh to see Sybil spank Basil in Fawlty Towers.

Yes, Scarlett should have been spanked by Rhett.

houston_switch: Six of the best, I agree. Virginia needs it bad. Great TV show!

Terpsichore: Well, technically a real person - it is a character from the Little House on the Prairie stories - Mrs. Olson. I am certain Mr. Olson would have been happy to take her over his knee.

Kiwigirliegirl: Excellent topic my first thought is Rhett and Scarlett and I like roz's suggestion too :-)

Loki Darksong: Top of my picks from TV series is Penelope Garcia from Criminal Minds. I am not sure if any of her team should be her spanker. Plus, given what she does for the team, a spanking would be a stress relief for her.

Kaylee from Firefly is up next, with the Companion Inara as her spanker. She does seem the logical one to do it. I might even do a spanking fabric about this.

Penny and Bernadette from The Big Bang Theory is a given. But what about Raj's sister, Priya? She more than deserves a fair share given what she put Leonard through when they were dating. She should have a fun time on the receiving end of a hairbrush.

Hermione: I recently watched the movie Emma, based on the book by Jane Austen. I think that if Emma's tutor,  Mr. Knightly, has spanked her more often she wouldn't have been such a troublemaker. However, it's never too late.

Thomas the under-butler on Downton Abbey is also bad news, and Carson, the butler, needs to give him a good caning.

Finally, Cassie in Homeland should be spanked by her boss, Max, for disobeying orders time and again.

Who knew there were so many spankable characters out there? See you all next week!

From Hermione's Heart


Dragon's Rose said...

I can't just pick one. If every movie had a spanking scene, I might watch more tv.

Katie said...

These were fun to read Hermione! :) Thank you! Many hugs,

<3 Katie