Friday, April 25, 2014

Friday FAIL

While shopping I often come across some pretty spectacular FAILs. Here's an example of what I mean.


Let me think. Is that cookies that look like someone's ass? Cookies to sit on? Cookies for your donkey?






That would not improve the air quality in our home one little bit.






"Hardly used"? Does that refer to the 5 second rule?





Hello Safeway, they're called "bananas"





I repeat: "bananas"





How about some squishy octopus ass in your sandwich? Makes a nice change from cheese and lettuce.





Who knew that the German translation for "baseball bat" is "Bondage Fetish Mega Dildo"? Amazon must be using Google Translate again.

Don't forget to Complete the Caption!
From Hermione's Heart

18 comments:

Anonymous said...

FAIL

abby said...

I admit I had to read the candle one twice...and i will stick to calling it a bat!
hugs abby

Roz said...

LoL Hermoine, love the candle and bat.

Hugs
Roz

Hermione said...

Anon - I agree!

Abby - Bat works for me too!

Roz - The bat was quite a shocker!

Hugs,
Hermione

Ni Na said...

Lol, they are all funny. I like the bat and bananas best.

hugs

Nina

Dragon's Rose said...

Well okay then. I think I'll pass on ass today. Yikes

Leigh Smith aka Sunny Girl said...

OMG - love them even if they are fails.

ronnie said...

Hermione,

I love them all. Funny. Thank you.

Love
Ronnie
xx

Michael said...

LOL These are epic fails, Hermione. Still am trying to fathom the butt plug.
Great job!

Erica said...

ROFL!! I do believe they meant "assorted" cookies. But really, how lazy of them.

At least they didn't label the bananas "The Poor Woman's Dildo."

River Wild said...

These were hilariously awful! Talk about "lost in translation" :-)

*Bonnie* said...

Oh my gosh, where do you find these! I loved them all. Too funny, thanks for brightening my Friday!

xo

Cat said...

ROFLMBO Hermione! All I can do is shake my head at all of these...especially the bat and butt plug! ;)

Thanks for sharing...have a great weekend!

Hugs and Blessings...
Cat

Pearl Necklace said...

re: picture #1. I would love a piece of 'ass' right about now! XOXO Pearl

Hermione said...

Nina - The banana ones were pretty strange.

Rose - Um, me too!

Sunny - I'm glad you liked them.

Ronnie - You're most welcome.

Michael - It's too beautiful to part with. I would have kept it as an ornament.

Erica - Assorted, of course. But what fun would that be?
"Poor woman's dildo" - isn't that a cucumber?

River - totally lost and never to be seen again.

Bonnie - The interwebs are full of them.

Cat - The butt plug is a real deal!

Pearl - They look like chocolate chip.

Hugs,
Hermione

joeyred51 said...

Wow. Thank you for sharing.

I wonder if any one ordered the giant bat dildo.

Hug,
joey

Baxter said...

Those are great. Just amazing how our educational system is FAILing us. If you read the letters that the soldiers wrote during the US Civil War and compare to what people write today, we are going backwards at an alarmingly high rate of speed.
Baxter

Cara Bristol said...

Had a good laugh. Thank you.