Saturday, August 9, 2014

You Completed the Caption

It's the silly season, and your captions prove it!

Simon: Few people realise that the brolly-cycle joust is the traditional method for picking the Mayor of London.

Six of the Best: "Touche, on your Tush," said the handsome knight to the beautiful lady on their bikes.

Bonnie: Barrister Quidditch just never caught on.

Bobbie Jo: The Gentleman's Jousting Club of London held an impromptu joust to settle a business argument. The looser was pummeled with umbrellas to completely settle the matter. He later complained of having difficulty working at his desk.

Brat: Meanwhile, Hagrid cannot find his umbrella....

Han: One more time folks, so we know you've got it right, sing along:
"It's raining men, Hallelujah!"

Leigh: Am I awful, I automatically thought I hope it wasn't up your tush.

js666: Wait a minute, I never insulted you! I thought you insulted me! Why, that little minx! However shall we deal with her?

Minelle: Let's trade!!! Mine is closed!

Ronnie: The Gentlemen's Club had a new initiation ritual for its membership.

Ricky: Closed umbrella bicycle jousting.
No rain checks, please.
You had to be there.

Hermione: The Ministry of Silly Walks announces their latest department: Maniacal Cyclists Assistance Services.

Well, that was refreshing! For something completely different, please stay for brunch, coming up next.
From Hermione's Heart


Dr. Ken said...

Colin didn't care about the game. In a way, he'd already won by taping a sign that said, "Spank Me" on his competitor's back!

Katie said...

These were fun to read, Hermione! :) Very creative and made me lol. Many hugs and thanks,

<3 Katie