Thursday, October 23, 2014

Complete the Caption


Here is the companion picture to last week's photo of two elegant ladies discussing their husbands and lovers. What do the gentlemen have to say in return?

Complete the caption by leaving a comment and I will publish your rebuttals in an upcoming post.

From Hermione's Heart

10 comments:

Simon said...

I'm sorry old chap but you can't thrash her just because she thinks your hat is too small.

Anonymous said...

"I say old boy; you must set the record straight, and show her who's boss!"

Jon said...

"Lord Beaverbend, now that I've married your daughter and taken her off your hands, may I borrow that cane for our honeymoon?"

"Certainly, certainly. I have another in the carriage for the trip home with Lady Beaverbend.

"Knowing my daughter and wife so well, I always travel with a spare."

ronnie said...

I say old chap: don't worry, a spanking from your wife isn't all that bad, in fact I quite like it when my wife spanks me.

Love,
Ronnie
xx

sixofthebest said...

One gentlemen says to the other "Will you be taking your wife's knickers down to-night". "By Jove", says the other. "For six of the best with a cane. on her bare bottom". with a smaile.

Baxter said...

The younger guy to the older guy: I believe my wife could use some discipline. What do you recommend?
The older guy to the younger: I strongly suggest that you get a cane and a tawse and use them strongly on your wife to show her who is boss.


Baxter

Dr. Ken said...

"And then we will remove their panties and spank their bare bottoms and they can appreciate our bulges, for we are two WILD AND CRAZY GUYS!"

Ni Na said...

...and when I came home she had cut out all the pictures of my newspaper.

Well, old chap, you can probably imagine how miffed I was, so I took the cane from the bed and gave her what she deserved for such an insolence.

Vfrat2500 said...

Hey George…I’ll let you in on a little secret…I’m wearing my wife’s underwear.
Frederick, I guess I should let you know a little secret as well. Your wife was hiding behind my living room couch when you arrived and guess what, she didn’t need her underwear!

George…I want to discuss that merger with Arlington Iron Works. I’m not sure it’s a good move.
Fred…I want to find a Port-A-John ASAP. That foot long chili dog I had for lunch is fighting back.

Let’s go light a bag of dog crap and throw it on Franklin’s porch. We can tease him at the next Board Meeting.

What do you mean you have no idea where you parked?

I am going to puke…Can I borrow your hat?

Get your hand out of your pocket man. We are in public. If you want to play “pocket pool,” at least wait until we are back at the office, that’s disgusting you perv

A. Lurker said...

"Did you happen to see the 2 young ladies who were here a while ago?"

"The ones who were discussing how much they enjoy being spanked? One of them was wearing an entire garden on her hat?"

"Yes, those 2! Now that I have returned with my cane I can't find them anywhere!"

R.