Friday, February 6, 2015

Friday FAIL

The current food fad seems to be the avoidance of gluten in food. I'm not convinced it's something to worry about, except for certain medical conditions, but many people are convinced otherwise.





To take advantage of the latest craze, some businesses have jumped on the bandwagon and are advertising their non-edible products and services as gluten-free.


































Please remember to Complete the Caption - now gluten free.

From Hermione's Heart

19 comments:

DelFonte said...

This comment is gluten free :)

Our Bottoms Burn said...

Our paddles are gluten free.

KB said...

My laughter is gluten free!!!

an English Rose said...

Hi Hermione, my husband said his gift of spankings is gluten free too!
love Jan,xx

Vfrat25000 said...

The latest research shows that if the person who has consumed gluten within 24 hrs administers a hand spanking that spanking MAY leave red marks in the shape of handprints on gluten sensitive bottoms.

Leigh Smith said...

I just ate a gluten-free cinnamon roll, not.

Jon MontanaVega said...

Who knew that lap dances were gluten free? Are poles dances and can-can chorus lines?

ronnie said...

Gluten free lap dancers:)

Thanks Hermione.

Love,
Ronnie
xx

Dragon's Rose said...

Another health fad. I never stopped eating eggs and thought margarine was gross. I won't fall for gluten free either. A healthy, balanced diet is best.

Erica said...

Oh, these cracked me up, as I finished my cereal.

I think it's a fad, too. Celiac disease is real, but otherwise, this seems to be yet another food being blamed for everything.

Ni Na said...

Hi Hermione, these are great ones, I almost sprayed my gluten free tea all over my gluten free computer screen.
I am just glad that nowadays gluten free blogs exist. Dunno what I'd do otherwise!

hugs

Nina

ricky said...

Maybe they mean they don't use any glue in their products or services?

Minelle Labraun said...

Those were quite funny! However I am one of the nuts who tries to go grain free! LOL! So not sure....Oh MY DRAWINGS are gluten free!

A. Lurker said...

Hi Hermione,
I have noticed that most gluten free foods are higher in calories and loaded with extra sugar to make up for the absence of gluten.
sugar is even worse than gluten. Many dietitians have said that unless there is a medical reason don't switch.
R.

Baxter said...

the spankings that my wife give me are gluten free, but just as painful as gluten filled spankings. hahahaha

Baxter

Anonymous said...

LOL! Very funny. I want to make a comment about the Crest toothpaste being gluten free. There are non edible products that have gluten. For example, makeup, shampoo, soap, lotion and sunscreen. People with Celiac need to avoid gluten from all sources.

Liza

Cat said...

Thanks for the giggles Hermione...the gluten free sheet metal totally cracked me up! Have a great weekend.

Hugs and Blessings...
Cat

Roz said...

LoL Hermoine, love the gluten free lap dancers. It definitely seems to be a fad at the moment. So much so the experts are warning those with no medical need for gluten free not to eat gluten free lol

Hugs
Roz

Hermione said...

Thank you for all your comments, with or without gluten. I had a friend who had celiac disease, so I know there is a good reason for avoiding gluten in some cases.

I make a mean gluten-free oatmeal cookie, although for no reason other than they are delicious.

Hugs,
Hermione