Thursday, April 9, 2015

Complete the Caption

Look what I found on the beach! What do you make of it?

Complete the caption by leaving a comment, and I will publish your submissions in a future post.
From Hermione's Heart

12 comments:

Simon said...

This is what happens to trolls who try sunbathing.

Fred Blogs said...

Stoned again!

Kingspan said...

The exercise video promised rock hard buns, but she never expected it to be quite so literal.

stay at home mom said...

A few swats on the bum and her stony attitude would disappear again

sub hub in phx said...

Want to paddle my Buns of Rock?

Unknown said...

I always said she had a heart of stone but ...
"lady parts" of stone?

Is this, perhaps a English beach, where they weigh their women by the stone?

I think my humor is sinking like a ...

Baxter said...

I am imagining that there is a note stuck in the crack (or where the crack should be ) telling the lucky guy that if he wants a real voluptuous woman that resembles this model, then turn around 180 degrees and she will be up in the dunes, waiting for a spanking and other fun stuff.

Baxter

A. Lurker said...

1/ Stoned again!
2/ Punished by the White Witch of Narnia
3/ This is what happens when you do a spanking scene with Methuselah.
4/ Spanking rocks!

Aimless Rambling said...

Stay in the sun too long and you bake

WendelJones said...

Do these stones make my butt look fat?

ronnie said...

One look and I was turned to stone.

Love,
Ronnie
xx

ricky said...

Yon maiden doth think too much, methinks.