Thursday, February 11, 2016

Complete the Caption

Valentine's Day is coming up soon, and this couple has started celebrating early. But what seems to be the problem?

Complete the caption by leaving a comment and I will send Cupid out to deliver your sentiments on Saturday.

From Hermione's Heart

12 comments:

ronnie said...

I wish he'd stop talking and just spank me.

Love,
Ronnie
xx

Eric51 Amy49 said...

Him: Honey, how am I supposed to attend this function without a shirt? Looks like we'll be spending the night at home, "discussing" your inability to get to the dry cleaner before it closed.

Her: Grin.

Leigh Smith said...

Honey, I'm sorry, what can I do to make it better?

DelFonte said...

How much longer do we have to lie here for this damn photo? The petals are making me sneeze.

Pearl Necklace said...

The problem with the photo?????
Clothes are on.
XOXO Pearl (sorry it wasn't a caption =] just an observation)

jflamewalker said...

Mr Grey has changed his colour scheme.

xxx

Baxter said...

I agree with PearlNecklace. my first impression was about the clothes. But then again, the guy seems to be trying to make up for some stupid thing he did or said and the girl is not having it. the resolution should be him stripping and handing her a belt or paddle and asking for correction.(sorry no caption, just analyzing)

Baxter

Simon said...

Her "I must admit I wondered how you managed to spend that much money at Interflora" .

Dr. Ken said...

She: "Well, let's see. I told you I'd been a very naughty Valentine, I rolled onto my stomach and my bum is up in the air. If you can't figure out what to do next, I'm getting a new boyfriend!"

Vfrat25000 said...

NEWS HEADLINE
There has been an explosion at the Acme Rose Petal Nursery No injuries, just a whole sh*t-load of rose petals floating around and two people out front acting weird. It appears the man has had his shirt blown off. Stay tuned for further updates!!!

Well that’s just great. She got drunk and passed out right before my grand finale of the rose petal thunderstorm. She won’t remember a thing and will probably be pissed because of the hangover. Bummer!

Don’t move Harriett. We’ll say you slipped on rose petals. I see a big paycheck from Wal Mart headed our way!

NEVER beg for sex….even during a rose petal thunderstorm!

So your friend and neighbor Julie got a really sexy spanking with a heart shape paddle. They were sold out when I went to get one! Can’t I just paint one of our wood kitchen spoons red and put a bow on it. Please…..!

OOPS!!!! I’m sorry Michelle, I thought you were Pamela. There are so many darn rose petals floating around I can’t tell you gals apart. Can we just forget about where I put my hand a minute or two ago.

Anonymous said...

Ronnie and her husband at the book cover photo shoot for her new book.

Liza

Anonymous said...

"I'm sorry I disappointed you, Sweetheart. I'll bare myself, hand you my belt and submit to well deserved discipline. But, please, let this whole argument be over."