Thursday, March 31, 2016

Complete the Caption

This lady from the Fifties looks mighty stern. Could it be that her Jello salad didn't set? Did she burn the chicken croquettes because someone distracted her? I suspect that someone will need a pillow on their dining room chair before the day is over.

Complete the caption by leaving a comment and I will publish your letters of apology on Saturday.

From Hermione's Heart

13 comments:

Simon said...

"You've bought an Edsel! Fetch the hairbrush immediately".

Leigh Smith said...

I suspect your right Hermione.


"Hand me that wooden spoon and lean over that chair"

Minelle Labraun said...

"Someone is getting a spanking!"

Or....if she is the one....."No way are you spanking me! I will fight back!"
Of course then she turns and runs...In that scenario!

Anonymous said...

I don’t know what you think you’re going to do with that hairbrush, buster, but you’re certainly not going to use it on me. I haven’t been spanked since I was in high school. I’m a grown woman and I’m definitely too old to be treated like a naughty little girl. And just so you know, the last guy who tried to spank me ended up with a black eye and a broken nose. So just get that thought out of your head right now. Understand? I don’t care if you think I’m long overdue for a good spanking and you're just the man to do it, you’d better just back off right now, if you know what’s good for you, because it's not going to happen. … I said, back off. … Don’t you dare take another step. … I’m not kidding. … Stop. ... You can’t doooooo this. … Let me go. Let me go. … Oh, damn, you’re stronger then I thought. … Let me up, right now. ... You have no right to put me over your knee. … I’m not a child. Stop treating me like a child. … Okay, okay, maybe we can talk this over. … Wait a minute. … Stop right there. ... Put my dress back down. ... Alright, alright, I’m sorry, okay. … Oh, no. Don’t you dare pull down my panties. … Oh, God, this is so embarrassing. … Look, I’m really, really sorry. … Noooooooo. … Owww. Ouch. Owww. That really hurts. Owww. Owww. Ouch. Okay, you’ve made your point. Ouch. Ouch. I’ll behave. Owww. Owww. I promise. Ouch. Owww. Ouch. Please stop. Ouch. Ouch. Ouch. Yes, I was wrong. Ouch. Ouch. No, I’m not too old to be spanked. Ouch. Owww. Owww. Yes, sir, you certainly are the right man for the job. Ouch. Owww. Owwwwwwwwww …

Baxter said...

Mister you have ignored my instructions, you have not put the garbage out, you don't unload the dishwasher, you don't pick up your clothes. The only thing left for you to do is to take me over your knee and spank my bare bottom long, hard and thoroughly as I have failed to train you properly.

Baxter

Anonymous said...

Arm wrestling match! Dominant arm gets to be the spanker. Weak arm gets a red bottom.

Michael M said...

Your Mom told me it would come to this one day and she gave me that clothes brush for just this occasion. I will be back in moment.

ronnie said...

I think we need to have a few words, now come here and bend over the table.

Love,
Ronnie
xx

Anonymous said...

Yes, I did just agree with you that I need a good spanking, but I’m not going to just crawl across your lap, you’re going to have to prove to me that you’re man enough to take me in hand when I get out of line. So, come on, big man, let’s see what you’ve got. … Ummmm, I don’t like that look on your face. … Now, there’s no reason to get so angry. … Really, I was just kidding. … I wasn’t going to put up much of a fight. … Oh, wait a minute. … Goodness me, I had no idea you were so commanding. Yeowch! Oh, yes, that was very naughty of me to defy you. Yeowch! No, sir, I won’t do it again. Yeowch! Yes, sir, I do need you to bare my bottom and give me a sound spanking. Yeowch! Yes, sir, I really do want you to take me in hand when I’ve been a bad girl. Yeowch! No, really, I do. Yeowch! As a matter of fact, if I’d known how strong you are, I would have let you spank me two months ago when we started dating. Yeowch! Oh, no, I don’t mean I have “let” you spank me. Yeowch! Yes, sir, I know that you’re in charge. Yeowch! No, I don’t think you need to prove that to me by giving me two months worth of spankings right now. Yeowch! And definitely not with that wooden spoon. Yeowch! Oh my God, that really stings. Yeowch! Oh, no, what have I done? Yeowch! Yeowch! Yeowch!

Enzo said...

Hermione I love your introduction.

I think I finally came up with a complete the caption.

"You burnt the roast?!
Young lady what kind of housewife are you going to make?
Now what in the world is my darling son going to eat?!
He’ll starve with you as a wife.

No daughter-in-law of mine is going to get away with not knowing how to cook.
I'll have to teach you. But first, I’m going to teach you a lesson in wastefulness.
Come over here now! I am about to toast your buns!"

Best,
Enzo

Anonymous said...

Alright young man. I know you’ve been having naughty thoughts about me. Don’t act like you don’t know what I’m talking about. Just because I’m divorced doesn’t mean I’m one of those “hot-to-trot” divorcees you’ve heard about. What would your mother say if she could see you now. Well, I know exactly what she’d say, she’d say that you are not too big to be spanked. So you just fetch me that big wooden spoon on the counter and get over here, right now. … That’s it, take down your pants. … Those boxer shorts, too. … Now just get over … Oh, my. … You may just be too big for a spanking, after all. … Why yes, I am having very, very naughty thoughts about you right now. … Oh, really? … You don’t think I’m too old for a spanking? … Well, yes, I guess if I’m not too old to have naughty thoughts about you, I’m not too old for you to spank me. … Over your knee? … Right now? … Yes, sir. … The wooden spoon? … Do you have to? … No, sir, I’m not arguing with you. … Yes, sir, here it is. … Oh, my, yes, it is very embarrassing to find myself, a grown woman, face down and bare bottom up across a younger man’s lap. … Yes, sir, I agree, someone should have done this a long time ago, but none of my three ex-husbands ever would, even though I gave them ample reasons. … Yes, sir, I am a very naughty lady, and I do deserve a really, really long, hard spanking. … Oweeee! Oweeee! Oweeee! Yes, sir, that’s exactly what I deserve. Oweeee! Oweeee! Oweeee! Oh, my, you really do know how to warm a woman’s bottom. Ouchhhhhhhhhhh! Ouchhhhhhhh! Yes, the way you’re smacking my bottom with that wooden spoon is making me very hot-to-trot. Ouchhhhhhhhhhh! Ouchhhhhhhh! Oh, yes, sir, I promise, I will be very, very good when you’re finished. Owwwww! Owwwww! Owwwww! Owwwww! ...

Vfrat25000 said...

Hey “Kate” before you give me that attitude, do I need to remind you of that John Wayne movie we watched last night “McClintock!”

The Final Episode of the Donna Reed Show: “Donna Reed Kicks Ass and Takes Names!”

Marge what are you all fired up about?
I have had my fill of those three brats that live upstairs. They call themselves “The Friends” You know them Rachel, Phoebe and Monica. Those three ladies are going to get something they have needed for a long time! That noise from last night’s party was ridiculous!

That daughter of ours has come home in a police car for the last time!
But Mary she’s 23.
I know and that is about the number of hairbrush smacks she’s going to get on her little bottom!

Dang girl, you are so hot in that 50’s outfit any chance for Wonder Woman tomorrow night?

OK boys, which one of you sleaze bags took the upskirt photo?

Now gentleman let’s discuss the residuals to my show and the massive hit “Mary, the Horney Homemaker!”

Sir Wendel Jones said...

Time for your spanking.