Friday, May 20, 2016

Friday Fail

Let's draw the blinds, close the bedroom door, and talk about that once-taboo subject (shhh!) - masturbation.

As long as they aren't getting hairy, she's okay

Hmmm, what could that be?

I would love to learn how. It would be very useful in long, boring meetings.


Self-pleasure in progress

Elephants can't read signs

For more pleasure that you don't have to do in secret, Complete the Caption.
From Hermione's Heart


Roz said...

LoL Hermoine, love them all. The elephant ones cracked me up. Hope you have a wonderful weekend :)


Leigh Smith said...

Love the elephant.

Have a good weekend.

Red said...

funny! thanks
bottoms up

Baxter said...

I laughed out loud about the elephants. On the topic of masturbating without hands, I Googled it and I am not sure about the answers. I think I prefer a hands on approach. HAHAHAHAHA

abby said...

I guess I learned something about elephants today....
hugs abby

Cat said...

Thanks for sharing, them all but the elephant is my favorite. Since it's strictly self-service around here, maybe I should create a DO NOT DISTURB self-pleasure sign for my front door. LOL

Hugs and blessings...Cat

ronnie said...

They all made me smile but the elephant one my favourite. Thanks Hermione.