Are you tired of using the same old spanking implements day after day? Are they starting to look threadbare? Is the wooden paddle developing splinters, or the leather belt wearing thin? Here are some elegant, if costly, replacements for those cheap, handmade items.
We're told this spanker's "anatomic handle" improves its "grip and overall balance." That sounds more like the description of a golf club or a sports car, but those are apparently the buzzwords you need to get anyone to spend over three grand on a stick.
A crystal-handled whip from Agent Provocateur
This crystal-handled whip is the feminine answer to the cherry wood spanking rod. The site calls it "the ultimate in feminine domination." The crystal handle will add an air of dignity as you spank your partner.
Gold handcuffs from Kiki de Montparnasse
These handcuffs are plated with 24-karat gold -- use them as restraints while making love or spanking that naughty partner. Also, they double as elegant jewelry. Seriously. The keys are attached to a gold necklace and the cuffs split apart into bracelets, which the site seems to think people might want to wear earnestly. Accessorize your romantic wardrobe, suggesting to your lover the infinite possibilities the evening will bring.
If you are interested in other elegant and high-priced bedroom toys, read the full article here on Cracked.
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