We had quite a variety of captions for this stimulating picture.
Arched one: Seeing that item in your hand is making me a little nervous. I had a
girl friend that had one and she applied it to my bare bottom. The way
you are looking at me leads me to think you want to apply it to my
bottom and I agree I probably need it if that is your intention.
Lilli: It looks to me like the gentleman is trying to explain himself, talk
himself out of whatever trouble he's gotten himself into. From her
countenance though, I doubt that's going to happen. Instead I think
he'll find himself with a red bottom.
Anon 1: Yes, Lady Frances, I know you’ve used that on your previous husbands,
which is exactly why they are your previous husbands. What you need is a
husband who will stand up to you and give you what you need and not
just what you want. So, in this household the husband will give the
spankings and the wife will take them. So, you can either hand that to
me or I can take it from you. Either way, you are going to end up across
my lap and I am going to tan your bare bottom. To what degree, is up to
Anon 2: I would love to marry you, but there is something you need to know about
me before I can accept you proposal. You see, while I come across as a
stiff and frosty lady, I am, at heart, a very passionate woman who wants
to do very naughty things with her husband but feels extremely guilty
for having such impure thoughts. So, I will only marry a man who is
willing to put me over his knee and use this to punish me for my
prurient desires by warming my bottom until I beg for mercy, but who
will then take advantage of the fire he has ignited in my private parts
by forcing me to do unspeakable things to satisfy his husbandly
pleasures. Are you the right man for such a task?
Six of the best: She said, "Tonight you promised to take down my bloomers and spank that
bare bottom of mine Blushing red." He said, "Yes, my darling
wife. Yes, painfully, deliciously rouge."
Baxter: Ok Elizabeth, let me get this right. You want me to take you over my knee and spank your bottom with that hairbrush? Yes Charles, I am a woman and therefore naturally naughty and need regular spankings. Well Elizabeth, I am definitely interested in carrying through on your desire and need. Good
Charles, and when you are sufficiently done warming my bottom, I want
you to have your way with me because when my bottom is hot, the rest of
me is even hotter.
Sir Wendel: Two shillings for a lick’n? Sign me up, tis a bargain at half the price.
Kingspan: Sure is hot today, Miss. Don't you think we'd be more comfortable if we removed some of our clothing? Oh, I'll be removing some of your clothing, to be sure. But I doubt that you will be comfortable when I do.
Ronnie: Sir, I have no idea who you are or what you are talking about so I suggest you move on before I call the constable.
Anon 3: Her: Sir, I've been thinking about our upcoming wedding night. My mother
has informed me that I am to remain stoic as I perform my wifely
duties, but that I should not enjoy it. My friends, however, tell me a
very different story about what happens between a man and a woman, and
they say that the best way for a husband to handle a frigid wife is to
put her across his lap and spank her bare bottom until it is red hot
because doing so will unleash a fire in her that will consume them both.
So I bought you this hairbrush as my wedding gift to you in the hope
that you will spank me with it as often as is necessary to ensure I am a
good wife to you. Him: Well, I don't know about you, but just
thinking about spanking that beautiful bottom of yours has already got
me revved up and ready to go. How about we go try out that hairbrush,
just to make sure it works? Her: Oh, yes. I think we should do that right now. I'd hate to find out on our wedding night that it was defective.
Anon 4: Lady Penelope: Well, Mr. Hardy, I thought I made it very clear last
night after I slapped your face that I never wanted to see you again.
However, my lady’s maid delivered your message that you wanted to
apologize and suggested I owed you that much. She also presented me with
this hairbrush, which she said was a gift from you, and said I was to
bring it with me because there was something special about it you wanted
to show me. When I asked her what that might be, she just giggled and
told me I’d find out. Well, here I am. Mr. Hardy: Yes, Lady Penelope,
there is something very special about that hairbrush, and if you’ll
give it to me, I’ll be glad to show you. You see, if you hold it this
way, it works wonders at keeping a woman’s hair in place, but if you
turn it over, like this, and you apply it to a different part of of a
woman’s anatomy, it works wonders at keeping her in place. Lady
Penelope: Mr. Hardy, I do not understand at all what you are saying. I
thought I came here so you could apologize for your behavior last night. Mr.
Hardy: Yes, Lady Penelope, I did want to apologize for last night. I’m
very sorry I didn’t put you over my knee and spank you for acting like
such a spoiled brat … but I’m going to make up for that right now. Lady Penelope: Mr. Hardy, you wouldn’t dare! Mr.
Hardy (yanking Lady Penelope up, placing her across his lap and landing
the hairbrush on her upturned bottom): Yes, Lady Penelope, I would. Lady Penelope: Oooooooooowwwwwwwwwwww!
Hermione: No, m'dear, I don't think so. The last time you spanked me with your fan it broke after only a dozen strokes. This time you must find something stronger that will stand up to my muscular bottom.
What a great response to the picture! And this is only the beginning. For more laughter and spanking talk, please join me for brunch, coming up next.