lurvspanking: Diving for the Golden Snitch, the Quidditch pair were soon spanked by the competing pair of Beaters swooping from behind.
Dateline: Brazil August, 2016. Sports fans had mixed reactions to the
introduction of a new Olympic event, "Synchronized Mooning," yesterday
as demonstrated by the Buttovski sisters, Derriere and Boom-boom...
one on the left: You gotta learn to stick your butt out more when doing
this maneuver, just like I tell you when I spank your bottom. Boy are
you going to get it when we get home. one on the right: yeah yeah, ok, I will stick my butt out more, but you need to learn how to spank me better. one one the left: deal
Diver 1. Why do our swimsuits have to disappear at the back and the boys' don't? Diver 2. How else are we going to get this sport on the TV?
Simon: We've trained for 10 years, making a lot of physical and financial
sacrifices, honing our bodies and abilities to the peak and what do we
get? A bunch of weirdos making comments about our bums on the Internet!
Mind you at least they are admiring them.
Ronnie: Sarah was happy knowing her bum looked better than Jane's when they did this dive.
Hermione: Synchronized spanking is a new event to be added to the 2020 Olympics.
For even greater exposure, stick around for brunch, coming up next!