Thursday, December 22, 2016

Complete the Caption

What is our jolly old elf up to? Will his companion be naughty or nice? What about St. Nick? Do the same rules apply to him?

Complete the caption by leaving a comment and I will publish your Christmas wishes on Saturday.
From Hermione's Heart

11 comments:

Simon said...

Little did Santa realise that he'd fallen for a classic trick and that his sleigh was currently being taken to a different kind of workshop where it would be repainted and exported for sale.

Baxter said...

There are strict requirements to be an elf as i have to check out the applicants very carefully. Now you have a nice bottom, how about a little spanking to see if it becomes a Christmas acceptable shade of red, shall we?

Anonymous said...

Very nice wrapping for your cute spankable bottom. Should I unwrap it here or should I wait, it is so cute and wanting a spanking, I cannot wait, my hands won't be cold for long.

kdpierre said...

Her:"Are you the real Santa?"

Him:"As real as those boobs, honey."

Hands63 said...

I wish more folks would leave "cookies" like this for me !

Katie said...

Hi Hermione! :) Not usually too good at this, but I put something together here! YAY! Hope that you are having a very happy holiday season! Many hugs,

<3 Katie

I saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus,
Over by the climbing tree outside!
She leaned against the tree,
Then was spanked over his knee!
She looked like she was having fun, and I wondered what she'd done.

Then I saw Santa spanking Mom some more,
Her bottom appeared to be no longer white!
Oh, that's nothing I should see,
I'll never sneak down by that tree,
It ruined his image for me,
I saw Santa spanking Mom today.

amber said...

ok, ok You win. You made the naughty list.

I will see you Saturday night with a brand new paddle and your bottom will be as red as those scandalous shorts.

amber

Dr. Ken said...

Her name was Cyndi Rudolph, and Santa decided that she would lead his sleigh by flying backwards this year....

Red said...

Proof positive that Santa is definitely a thigh man, and not a spanker, as his mitts are not patting her sweet bottom.
bottoms up
Red

Anonymous said...

Santa my bottom is so cold out here could you please warm it up for me.
archedone

Sir Wendel Jones said...

Mandy: Am I on the naughty or nice list?

Santa: Doesn’t matter. You’re getting a spanking.