Saturday, June 16, 2018

You Completed the Caption

Baxter: Nirvana, the ultimate male spanker's dream of a luscious bevy of sexy spankable female bottoms. The hard part is to decide which one gets spanked first.

KDPierre: "Girls, girls, girls, you certainly make some lovely and cushiony stepping stones....but if you'd all just kindly roll over I'd like to "tiptoe through your 'two-lips'" instead.

Ronnie: Eeny, meeny, miny, moe - which one shall I spank first?

Hands63: Synchronized spankings, a New Olympic event.

Kingspan: The Helsinki tourist bureau's website crashed three times on the opening day of its "Experience Finnish saunas first hand" campaign.

Richard: Meanwhile back at bare butt ranch the herd was freshly groomed and ready for a well-deserved rest.

Storm: The man with the paddle was greeted with a 22-bun salute.

Anon: Greg looked down the line of contestants and realized his task of choosing Canada's Most Spankable Bottom was going to to be a lot more difficult than he had expected, but he was sure he had the stamina to see the job through to the end, no matter how many times he might have to spank each contestant to get there.

Sir Wendel: So this is what heaven is like.

Hermione: The freshman obstacle course this year is the most challenging one in the history of the college!
From Hermione's Heart

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Cute girls cute botties.