Thursday, January 17, 2019

Complete the Caption

This naughty postcard lacks a cheeky caption because I've hidden it from you temporarily. What do you think the telephone conversation is about?

Complete the caption by leaving a comment, and if you have seen the postcard before, then do your best to suggest an alternate conversation. I will publish your contributions on Saturday.
From Hermione's Heart

12 comments:

Carl H said...

To Customer on the phone: "Looks like your rear end needs to be greased"

stealth6948@gmail.com said...

I'm Sorry,, But I will have to adjust your Tranny.

Anonymous said...

I came up with two
to customer on phone, from what I am hearing it may be a slow leak

to customer, I was just looking and I think there is a problem with the rear end

Windy said...

Guy on the phone mistakenly says, "I think this job requires a giant screw...... I mean, a giant screw driver."

QBuzz said...

'Terry, can you bring a paddle into work with you? Debbie's wearing THAT skirt again, and you know that means she wants a spanking before we both give her a good seeing-to at the end of the day!'

Anonymous said...

"Hang on a sec, willya?"

"Not there, Millie, it goes in the bottom drawer."

Crimson Kid (C.K.) said...

"Looking at that rear end from my perspective, I'm afraid that it's going to require a major realignment." --C.K.

WendelJones said...

The headlamps need some tweaking, the suspension looks solid and the rear end looks firm but I won’t know for sure about the performance until I get under the hood and go to work on the old girl.

Anonymous said...

“Oh, and that reminds me your big end has gone...”

ronnie said...

I know this one so wont spoil the fun.

Love,
Ronnie
xx

Anonymous said...

Guy on phone, “ from here it looks like you have a huge crack in your rear end “

Bernie said...

The boot on this model seems rather large. Do you think we can deal with it?