tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4178998232488314107.post2262535950785254823..comments2024-03-25T17:49:20.811-04:00Comments on Hermione's Heart: Complete the Cartoon CaptionHermionehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15395671806340391253noreply@blogger.comBlogger6125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4178998232488314107.post-81587739221223853862011-03-20T14:33:12.374-04:002011-03-20T14:33:12.374-04:00Ok, here's one:
Randy: I've told you not ...Ok, here's one:<br /><br />Randy: I've told you not to leave your things in my office. When I finish my presentation tomorrow I will be using this on more than your hair.<br /><br />Bonnie: Well, you know what they say, eh? Hair today, Bon tomorrow!<br /><br />And another,<br />Grant (sternly): Sara, I told you yesterday to put this away or there would be consequences. Now wait for me in the bedroom and we will find another use for this.<br /><br />Sara: Whatever! GRANTed, this has happened before.<br /><br />And last but certainly not least,<br /><br />Hermione: Oh! I've been looking for that hairbrush.<br /><br />Ron: Yes Hair-mione and now you will get it back!<br /><br /><br />Sorry. Crawling back into my hidey-hole.<br /><br />R.A. Lurkernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4178998232488314107.post-42533264674958691772011-03-19T16:48:51.548-04:002011-03-19T16:48:51.548-04:00She: But honey, I have to go sit for my exam.
He:...She: But honey, I have to go sit for my exam.<br /><br />He: When I get done with you, you're going to have to do all of your sitting standing up!Bonniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09061952016296339760noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4178998232488314107.post-42898660015203213902011-03-19T14:32:28.274-04:002011-03-19T14:32:28.274-04:00"Mary, come here and bend over my desk qualit..."Mary, come here and bend over my desk quality control says we have a problem with the handles of our hairbrushes so I need you to assist me in testing one."<br /><br />"Oh me Mr Pritchard, I'd be more than happy to, should I lift my skirt?"<br /><br />Love,<br />Ronnie<br />xxronniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16402712634206383021noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4178998232488314107.post-36427006122490616512011-03-19T13:52:42.008-04:002011-03-19T13:52:42.008-04:00Her - "I've gotten you a nice present dea...Her - "I've gotten you a nice present dear."<br /><br />Him - "Goddammit woman, another hairbrush! How many times do I have to tell you that I use a comb not a brush? This is the sixth hairbrush that you've given me this year. What the hell do you expect me to do with them all?"<br /><br />Her - *Blushes, smiles, raises her skirt and bends over the sofa*<br /><br />PrefectdtSPANKEDHORTIChttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01555647356077533450noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4178998232488314107.post-39597378974964452252011-03-19T13:27:52.732-04:002011-03-19T13:27:52.732-04:00She says, "I'm sorry I dented your Rolls ...She says, "I'm sorry I dented your Rolls Royce car" He says. "Well my dear, I'm now going to raise your dress up. Pull down your knickers, and dent your bare bottom with this hairbrush. A hundred times over".sixofthebestnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4178998232488314107.post-78827103622960037752011-03-19T07:43:48.533-04:002011-03-19T07:43:48.533-04:00"George, do I have a cowlick? Is that why you..."George, do I have a cowlick? Is that why you're bringing me my hairbrush?"<br /><br />"Alice, this brush is for licks of a different kind. This will teach you not to flirt with the milkman. Over my lap you go!"Michaelhttp://seasonandmichael.wordpress.comnoreply@blogger.com