tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4178998232488314107.post5919511894200498867..comments2024-03-25T17:49:20.811-04:00Comments on Hermione's Heart: Complete the CaptionHermionehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15395671806340391253noreply@blogger.comBlogger21125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4178998232488314107.post-7768613378764575662012-01-08T03:13:57.917-05:002012-01-08T03:13:57.917-05:00Busted! Don't you DARE think about unplugging ...Busted! Don't you DARE think about unplugging that, young lady!Jaihttp://jaimuses.wordpress.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4178998232488314107.post-27794576381242205342012-01-08T00:55:51.763-05:002012-01-08T00:55:51.763-05:00The boys walking by the window got a surprise when...The boys walking by the window got a surprise when she leaned down to unplug the vacuum that was feeling frisky.Nicolehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14299057282937921499noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4178998232488314107.post-91932929199639136242012-01-07T23:40:42.576-05:002012-01-07T23:40:42.576-05:00Looks like someone is a little "behind" ...Looks like someone is a little "behind" in her housework!Texhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18157087825425930001noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4178998232488314107.post-2170417082469533122012-01-07T22:53:41.826-05:002012-01-07T22:53:41.826-05:00The Suckmaster 500 Panty-Inspector successfully co...The Suckmaster 500 Panty-Inspector successfully completed its first field test.<br /><br />Pawhuska Power Company’s new Energy Saving poster didn’t appeal to about 50% of the demographics but strangely enough the other 50% thought it was TERRIFIC!<br /><br />Oh, Mr. Peterson…. you are a NAUGHTY…NAUGHTY BOY…Oh DARN, it’s just the vacuum!<br /><br />Something very strange happened after Betty Lou used the Electrolux to vacuum up a bottle of Viagra spilled on the carpet. <br /><br />The Cover Page for the New York Times’ Best Seller, “How an Electrolux Introduced Me to my Husband”<br /><br />Sir, could you do me a big favor and turn off the vacuum…I’m sorry Betty, I can’t hear you, the vacuum is running!vfrat25000noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4178998232488314107.post-30515158502487152402012-01-07T20:50:58.953-05:002012-01-07T20:50:58.953-05:00Oh the marvels of technology dear, it's the sa...Oh the marvels of technology dear, it's the same with our mobile phones...those rampant rabbits have got so much smaller since the good old days.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4178998232488314107.post-12885422355101255352012-01-07T19:29:57.726-05:002012-01-07T19:29:57.726-05:00Darling, you said this wonderful machine would he...Darling, you said this wonderful machine would help with some of the regular household duties...well its lifted my dress and hauled my panties down just like you used to do. What else is it for...surely it didn't come with a Slipper attachment...DARLING..tell me it didn't....Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4178998232488314107.post-64520572811761847562012-01-07T19:19:03.324-05:002012-01-07T19:19:03.324-05:00I tried to look like Marilyn for you, but the damn...I tried to look like Marilyn for you, but the damned thing just doesn't work!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4178998232488314107.post-80711391465885176262012-01-07T19:10:39.689-05:002012-01-07T19:10:39.689-05:00I was going to throw in my two cents, but Bonnie h...I was going to throw in my two cents, but Bonnie has obviously nailed it.Spankyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16990858265891578635noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4178998232488314107.post-27765266222476629022012-01-07T18:10:28.152-05:002012-01-07T18:10:28.152-05:00Oh, hello dear!
Well yes, I can explain everything...Oh, hello dear!<br />Well yes, I can explain everything!<br />Ahem . . .rickyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02001548449360539315noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4178998232488314107.post-47154051192099018782012-01-07T17:26:47.893-05:002012-01-07T17:26:47.893-05:00The vacum wanted some revenge on the little lady.The vacum wanted some revenge on the little lady.Jackienoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4178998232488314107.post-35295784277657260832012-01-07T15:52:03.097-05:002012-01-07T15:52:03.097-05:00The electric skirt lifter that Gloria had received...The electric skirt lifter that Gloria had received at Christmas was working better than she had hoped.<br /><br />PrefectdtSpankedhortic IIhttp://spankedhortic.wordpress.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4178998232488314107.post-16526255623171693072012-01-07T12:52:11.710-05:002012-01-07T12:52:11.710-05:00Have got to agree with Bonnie.
Don't unplug t...Have got to agree with Bonnie.<br /><br />Don't unplug that yet, let me give you a hand dear.<br /><br />Emanuelecrankyspankerhttp://crankyspanker.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4178998232488314107.post-61385217756925987272012-01-07T12:08:26.998-05:002012-01-07T12:08:26.998-05:00"Housework sucks.""Housework sucks."Bonniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09061952016296339760noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4178998232488314107.post-72862945595178951992012-01-07T11:22:20.035-05:002012-01-07T11:22:20.035-05:00"Henry, don't be so horrible. Please stop..."Henry, don't be so horrible. Please stop laughing and help me."<br /><br />Dorothy thought it's a good job Henry isn't in as he'd certainly take advantage of me in this position.<br /><br />Love,<br />Ronnie<br />xxronniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16402712634206383021noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4178998232488314107.post-13743392244535818662012-01-07T10:53:04.534-05:002012-01-07T10:53:04.534-05:00"I KNEW I was never meant to do housework! Ho..."I KNEW I was never meant to do housework! How do you turn this thing off anyway?"Sarahttp://findingsara.wordpress.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4178998232488314107.post-58349823811163327312012-01-07T09:35:20.986-05:002012-01-07T09:35:20.986-05:00Her: Honey, I'm caught.
Simon: You have no id...Her: Honey, I'm caught. <br />Simon: You have no idea.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4178998232488314107.post-74009007494106471692012-01-07T09:33:15.799-05:002012-01-07T09:33:15.799-05:00Simon's new maid wasn't the best cleaner h...Simon's new maid wasn't the best cleaner he'd ever seen but her other qualities were blatantly obvious.Simonnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4178998232488314107.post-53716888312458040102012-01-07T08:32:53.626-05:002012-01-07T08:32:53.626-05:00Step away very slowly and you won't get blown ...Step away very slowly and you won't get blown awayAimless Ramblinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00720714875762344391noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4178998232488314107.post-91327642528164684832012-01-07T08:05:00.323-05:002012-01-07T08:05:00.323-05:00She says to him. "I'll plug in the light....She says to him. "I'll plug in the light. If you plug my two hole's."sixofthebestnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4178998232488314107.post-42500700550420216092012-01-07T07:24:09.482-05:002012-01-07T07:24:09.482-05:00Suddenly, her panties blew off to reveal her shiny...Suddenly, her panties blew off to reveal her shiny hoover!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4178998232488314107.post-6687111308626370972012-01-07T06:30:43.389-05:002012-01-07T06:30:43.389-05:00Whenever Joyce did housework wearing a dress, make...Whenever Joyce did housework wearing a dress, makeup, garter, hose, and heels then "accidently" snagged her dress just when hubby Roger was watching she really didn't want to do housework at all, but rather have Roger "work" on her.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com