tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4178998232488314107.post6846749998525475023..comments2024-03-25T17:49:20.811-04:00Comments on Hermione's Heart: Complete the CaptionHermionehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15395671806340391253noreply@blogger.comBlogger15125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4178998232488314107.post-79781095196040945162012-07-29T15:47:13.235-04:002012-07-29T15:47:13.235-04:00Him: Hmmm, I wonder... if I offer to give her a ha...Him: Hmmm, I wonder... if I offer to give her a hand, will she take off that little black dress and "assume the position", or will she hand me the dishcloth and say thanks? Dare I risk it...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4178998232488314107.post-48140392486168441572012-07-29T12:29:49.108-04:002012-07-29T12:29:49.108-04:00Ooh, one more!
Her: OMG, I am never going to comp...Ooh, one more!<br /><br />Her: OMG, I am never going to complain about our role-play scenes not being realistic enough. How long did it take you to set up this mess? And you're not really going to make me clean it up, are you? <br /><br />Him, thinking to himself: If I give her one swat per dirty dish and then add extra for every five minutes that it takes her to finish, that would make for an awesome spanking, wouldn't it? No wait, who the heck wants to count all that? <br /><br />I also forgot that if I make this big of a mess for her to clean up, I have nothing to do while she does it. Hmm...I'll have to find some way to keep myself occupied while I wait...or find a way to make her work faster.<br /><br />Him, out loud: Darling? You're not getting a spanking until you clean off enough counter space to bend over. <br /><br />Her: Oh, for crying out loud! I should spank YOU for wasting all this food.<br /><br />Him: Well, now that you are barefoot in the kitchen, guess the next step is to get you pregnant...<br /><br />Her: That does it, mister! Wash a spoon and bring it here!Anahttp://governingana.wordpress.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4178998232488314107.post-39279290759940336712012-07-29T09:14:35.508-04:002012-07-29T09:14:35.508-04:00"Don't like treating maids with respect, ..."Don't like treating maids with respect, eh. Well once you finished this mess I will give you a thorough course in meaning of that word!"Loki_Darksonghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17964528218344238219noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4178998232488314107.post-88149097146928582262012-07-28T23:21:55.503-04:002012-07-28T23:21:55.503-04:00Him: Oh, darling, I'm sorry it got to be such ...Him: Oh, darling, I'm sorry it got to be such a mess. I promise I'll keep up better next time...<br /><br />Her: This is the LAST time I ever let you be in charge of the party! As soon as I take care of these dishes, I'll be taking care of you...Anahttp://governingana.wordpress.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4178998232488314107.post-52373156961114443822012-07-28T16:55:14.865-04:002012-07-28T16:55:14.865-04:00She said - First we will wash this little lot and ...She said - First we will wash this little lot and then you can fetch the bath brush and I will explain to you, again, why we need to hire a maid, whilst you are over my knee.<br /><br />PrefectdtSpankedhortic IIhttp://spankedhortic.wordpress.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4178998232488314107.post-26244261872898920132012-07-28T16:37:49.197-04:002012-07-28T16:37:49.197-04:00"I can't give her a birthday spanking unl..."I can't give her a birthday spanking unless I remember her correct age... Or can I?"Bonniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09061952016296339760noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4178998232488314107.post-30842896779578872432012-07-28T13:52:03.931-04:002012-07-28T13:52:03.931-04:00Him: I should be able to get a couple of hours sle...Him: I should be able to get a couple of hours sleep before she finishes this mess. Then I’ll be refreshed and ready to collect on my “birthday wish!” It’s good to be the King of my Castle!<br />Her: I suppose after I clean up this disaster he is going to want his “birthday wish.” Oh well…It’s worth it…Afterwards I get to tell him Mother is moving in following her hemorrhoid surgery. <br /><br />Him: That’s one whale of a mess. Having Jim and Sharon over for dinner after three months on a low carb diet may not have been the best idea we ever had.<br />Her: Agreed.<br /><br />Him: I have three choices: 1) Wash 2) Dry 3) Lead her over to a kitchen chair, put her face down over my lap and give her a birthday spanking! Decisions, Decisions!<br />Her: I have a feeling these dishes are going to have to wait until the morning! Yipeee!<br /><br />Him: I wonder if she would like it if I grabbed her, swept all the dirty dishes off the counter onto the floor and ravaged her on the countertop. <br />Her: My feet hurt, I have three hours worth of work ahead of me and he is staring at me with that “look.” If he tries anything I am going whack him senseless with an empty champagne bottle. <br /><br />Him: I love you Jayne! I don’t tell you nearly enough how beautiful and sexy you are! <br />Her: I love you to Jim but put on the apron. Don’t even think about going to bed!<br />Him: Damn! It didn’t work!vfrat25000noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4178998232488314107.post-90972907061458265322012-07-28T13:15:53.314-04:002012-07-28T13:15:53.314-04:00"Yes Reggie I mean it, put the apron on now a..."Yes Reggie I mean it, put the apron on now and let's get the place ship-shape or you'll be feeling the wooden spoon on your bottom."<br /><br />Love,<br />Ronnie<br />xxronniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16402712634206383021noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4178998232488314107.post-9248846432404508002012-07-28T12:39:29.290-04:002012-07-28T12:39:29.290-04:001/ Marsha was incensed when she realised all her b...1/ Marsha was incensed when she realised all her brother-husbands were expecting her to clean up after their poker party. It was then that she finally understood why women didn't have multiple husbands.<br /><br />2/ Mrs Jones had been thrilled when she pulled Mr Smith's name from the hat at the Swinger's Party that night. After all, the other wives had been talking about how Mr Smith would "provide a night of varied adult activities." This was NOT what she had in mind!!!<br /><br />R.A. Lurkernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4178998232488314107.post-27980775946858064222012-07-28T12:19:59.363-04:002012-07-28T12:19:59.363-04:00She: I'm sorry you were out of town for my par...She: I'm sorry you were out of town for my party, dear. At least you came back in time to give me my birthday spanking.<br />He: By the looks of things, you have more than just a birthday spanking coming to you.Kingspannoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4178998232488314107.post-85061344297405149962012-07-28T10:05:42.810-04:002012-07-28T10:05:42.810-04:00From the way she was eyeing the wooden spoon Simon...From the way she was eyeing the wooden spoon Simon could tell he was going to regret not getting the dishwasher she had asked for.Simonnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4178998232488314107.post-49227847114548258592012-07-28T09:35:26.631-04:002012-07-28T09:35:26.631-04:00Lose the dress, keep the apron and we'll clean...Lose the dress, keep the apron and we'll clean up this mess in the morning.Aimless Ramblinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00720714875762344391noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4178998232488314107.post-79184935041795093732012-07-28T09:30:23.547-04:002012-07-28T09:30:23.547-04:00The kitchen is a mess
Now off with your dress
A sp...The kitchen is a mess<br />Now off with your dress<br />A spanking it shall be<br />With you over my knee!SNPhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06002781182375655139noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4178998232488314107.post-58192023724046282022012-07-28T08:19:51.912-04:002012-07-28T08:19:51.912-04:00She: If he thinks I'm going to
clean ...She: If he thinks I'm going to <br /> clean this up all by myself,<br /> he's got another thing<br /> coming!<br />He: Gosh, she's hot, when she gets<br /> mad!rickyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04895376125946910664noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4178998232488314107.post-75327846081686042582012-07-28T08:18:17.748-04:002012-07-28T08:18:17.748-04:00"Hermione, These are my wish'es. Leave th..."Hermione, These are my wish'es. Leave the dish's. I would love to give you thanks, with some spanks".sixofthebestnoreply@blogger.com