tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4178998232488314107.post8609029482131778805..comments2024-03-25T17:49:20.811-04:00Comments on Hermione's Heart: Complete the CaptionHermionehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15395671806340391253noreply@blogger.comBlogger17125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4178998232488314107.post-12736040088596053332012-12-23T15:58:05.535-05:002012-12-23T15:58:05.535-05:00Hi again,
Here's another one:
On the 12th day ...Hi again,<br />Here's another one:<br />On the 12th day of Christmas, Santa gave to me - - -<br /><br />R.A. Lurkernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4178998232488314107.post-21932725209385378982012-12-23T13:54:25.122-05:002012-12-23T13:54:25.122-05:00Oh my... i didn't realize how big the North Po...Oh my... i didn't realize how big the North Pole was. Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4178998232488314107.post-16152673067344269652012-12-23T03:03:09.937-05:002012-12-23T03:03:09.937-05:00Elf-vira was dreaming of a white Christmas but lit...Elf-vira was dreaming of a white Christmas but little did she know that Santa had her on the Naughty List and now it was time to face the (Christmas?) music.<br /><br />“This is for laughing at Rudolph and calling him names (like Pinocchio). I'll teach you to not let Rudolph join in those reindeer games (like Monopoly)!" Santa lectured as he started spanking.<br /><br />"And this is for calling me chubby and plump and laughing at me in spite of yourself!" he grumbled as he continued to roast her rump.<br /><br />Elf-vira soon realized that Santa wasn’t the jolly old elf that everyone professed him to be and that chestnuts were not the only thing that could be roasted by an open fire. <br /><br />When she had been suitably chastised, Santa rose up the chimney but she heard him exclaim ere he drove out of sight "This is sooo much better than milk and cookies!" <br /><br />Oh yes, it was beginning to look a lot like Christmas!<br /><br />(Merry Christmas, Hermione)A. Lurkernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4178998232488314107.post-67975147946095609842012-12-22T23:16:29.695-05:002012-12-22T23:16:29.695-05:00Santa has a serious look on his face, but we all k...Santa has a serious look on his face, but we all know he loves the naughty girls the most.Leahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08935712285136696225noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4178998232488314107.post-47783206619453506512012-12-22T23:11:23.328-05:002012-12-22T23:11:23.328-05:00The NIGHT SANTA entered Rehab: The evening starte...The NIGHT SANTA entered Rehab: The evening started at the North Canada Dinner Theater and Sport’s Bar with Santa guzzling more Tequila Shooters than the elves could count and ended with the Jolly Red Fat Man belting out three rounds of “Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer” on the Karaoke Stage, paddling the bartender Heidi’s bare bottom and then riding off into the moon light on the maintenance man’s golf cart signing “She Wore a Tulip and I Wore a Big Red Rose!” <br /><br />Little Goldilocks from the Fifth Avenue Gentleman’s Club found out the hard way SANTA doesn’t take kindly to offers of a LAP DANCE<br /><br />OH SANTA!!! My, My, My, you are you going to have a lot to tell Father Flannigan during confession on Friday. I think you can drop the Title of “Saint Nick” you jolly old red-suited perv.vfrat25000noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4178998232488314107.post-49909858283993143052012-12-22T16:56:20.601-05:002012-12-22T16:56:20.601-05:00Whose cheeks are rosy red?
Must be Santa,
Must be ...Whose cheeks are rosy red?<br />Must be Santa,<br />Must be Santa,<br />Must be Santa, Santa Claus!rickyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04895376125946910664noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4178998232488314107.post-91196391387201559312012-12-22T14:43:50.880-05:002012-12-22T14:43:50.880-05:00This one's been my Christmas wallpaper for yea...This one's been my Christmas wallpaper for years... ;-)smuccatellihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03711275763426307424noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4178998232488314107.post-48074330743355841102012-12-22T12:31:52.823-05:002012-12-22T12:31:52.823-05:00Sally soon found out that naughty girls do get spa...Sally soon found out that naughty girls do get spanked by Santa.<br /><br />Love,<br />Ronnie<br />xxronniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16402712634206383021noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4178998232488314107.post-63626760221655950242012-12-22T10:41:32.892-05:002012-12-22T10:41:32.892-05:00"Santa Clause each year has a 'spanking g..."Santa Clause each year has a 'spanking good time', at your house Hermione. So with a few more slaps, on your cute bare bottom. Here's wishing you 'Season's Greetings', to you and your family".sixofthebestnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4178998232488314107.post-35716589575468455162012-12-22T10:37:25.705-05:002012-12-22T10:37:25.705-05:00"I noticed you weren't wearing red. I wi..."I noticed you weren't wearing red. I will fix that right now".Aimless Ramblinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00720714875762344391noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4178998232488314107.post-59268427967401349492012-12-22T10:08:50.624-05:002012-12-22T10:08:50.624-05:00Oh Santa! What big red gloves you have!
Not as r...Oh Santa! What big red gloves you have!<br /><br />Not as red as they are going to make these little beauties my dear!Ami Starsonghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01745610022591654541noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4178998232488314107.post-29875867313199517432012-12-22T10:08:35.182-05:002012-12-22T10:08:35.182-05:00Oh Santa! What big red gloves you have!
Not as r...Oh Santa! What big red gloves you have!<br /><br />Not as red as they are going to make these little beauties my dear!Ami Starsonghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01745610022591654541noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4178998232488314107.post-73170988370256333322012-12-22T10:02:40.867-05:002012-12-22T10:02:40.867-05:00Deborah had agreed to the photo shoot with Greg be...Deborah had agreed to the photo shoot with Greg because it sounded "cute" and "sexy"...it only took her a few minutes to realize Greg had no intentions of "faking it"...this is the first picture. Every subsequent one was much more...fun. :-DAnonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06196703996717084620noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4178998232488314107.post-24523843841383659172012-12-22T09:02:32.441-05:002012-12-22T09:02:32.441-05:00Wait, wait...I thought you said to enjoy myself at...Wait, wait...I thought you said to enjoy myself at the party last night.Minielle Labraunhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16206283897752166320noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4178998232488314107.post-50396449459965255752012-12-22T08:32:09.435-05:002012-12-22T08:32:09.435-05:00Those stinking bears are lying. I didn't eat a...Those stinking bears are lying. I didn't eat all their porridge!!!<br /><br />It was probably that girl with the red cape that I saw skipping through the forest earlier. I knew she looked like trouble!<br /><br />;)Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00220694003524632369noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4178998232488314107.post-42503467005379469192012-12-22T08:22:14.554-05:002012-12-22T08:22:14.554-05:00Sooooo am I on the naughty list or the nice list??...Sooooo am I on the naughty list or the nice list??? <br /><br />;) elle :)https://www.blogger.com/profile/15832857681848198913noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4178998232488314107.post-76551836130482635882012-12-22T07:11:44.285-05:002012-12-22T07:11:44.285-05:00Look Ellie May if you want off the naughty list th...Look Ellie May if you want off the naughty list this is the only way. <br /><br />Oh Santa I'm sorry<br /><br />You will be when we get to the switch.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01585822635428776570noreply@blogger.com