Monday, September 19, 2011

Spank Like a Pirate


Today is Talk like a pirate day. In keeping with the theme, here are some helpful spanking terms that have been piratized:

You've been a naughty wench

Hand me that yardarm

Bend over the plank

Lower yer sails and present yer poopdeck

Incoming cannons on the starboard bow

Arrrrr--ouch!


From Hermione's Heart
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15 comments:

  1. BonnieSeptember 19, 2011 at 7:15 AM

    Arrr, there be fire in the aft!

    O'er that keg ye go, landlubber!

    Where be me flogger, wench?

    Surrender the booty!

    Aye, we 'ave a plank, but ye'll not be walking it

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  2. sixofthebestSeptember 19, 2011 at 7:50 AM

    What should we do with a drunken sailor, spank her in the morning.

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  3. KakiSeptember 19, 2011 at 9:32 AM

    Congratulations, Hermione, on your one million visits. Sorry I am late but at least I got it in before your second million. :-) I've been reading your posts everyday for just over a year and enjoy them very much.

    Shiver me timber, that wench has a comely booty!

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  4. Dragon's RoseSeptember 19, 2011 at 9:35 AM

    Hmmm. Sounds like a fun party theme. Oh my…..

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  5. MeowSeptember 19, 2011 at 10:25 AM

    I wonder if the eyepatch hinders a pirates aim.

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  6. ronnieSeptember 19, 2011 at 11:37 AM

    Ahoy me hearty. Hoist up t' main sail and spanker

    Good post Hermione.

    Love,
    Ronnie
    xx

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  7. richardmtSeptember 19, 2011 at 12:45 PM

    "With cat-like tread, upon our prey
    we steal,
    "In silence dread, our cautious way
    we feel!"
    I just love the Pirates of Panties,
    err, Penzance.

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  8. SammiSeptember 19, 2011 at 1:54 PM

    Arrrr, Matey! ;)

    Sammi

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  9. HermioneSeptember 19, 2011 at 2:43 PM

    Bonnie - Thanks for the contributions. Every one's a butt - er, knee slapper!

    Six of the Best - Good idea!

    Kaki - Thank you for your faithful reading. It's much appreciated!

    Dragon's Rose - Wouldn't it be fun to have a pirate party today.

    Meow - I think it alters depth perceptions. "Bottoms are closer than they appear."

    Ronnie - I remember that line from a limerick - it always makes me smile!

    Richardmt- That was the first G&S operetta I ever saw, and still my favourite.

    Sammi - Ahoy to you too.

    Arrrr,
    Hermione

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  10. AnonymousSeptember 19, 2011 at 2:49 PM

    Ya gotta love a pirate theme! I think a pirate party would be fabulous. :) And I love that cute little kitty pic and caption, adorable! ;)

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  11. sixofthebestSeptember 19, 2011 at 4:43 PM

    "A spanked bare bottom, is worth a 'pot of gold'" So says, Bluebeard, a pirate of olde.

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  12. kiwigirliegirlSeptember 19, 2011 at 5:22 PM

    some very good captions :) well don everyone

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  13. HermioneSeptember 20, 2011 at 7:39 AM

    Grace - When I found the photo, I knew i had to use it somehow. It's too funny!

    Six - Lovely rhyme! Thanks.

    Kiwi - Yes, they're all wonderful. This was a lot of fun.

    Hugs,
    Hermione

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  14. DaisychainSeptember 20, 2011 at 6:31 PM

    A pirate party is fun! Went to one last week! Its such an easy costume to make! xxxx

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  15. HermioneSeptember 21, 2011 at 6:59 AM

    Daisy - Yes, easy except for the wooden leg and hook :-) I hope you had a lovely time.

    Hugs,
    Hermione

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