Saturday, December 17, 2011

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Oh my goodness! Santa's been a bad boy, and just before Christmas too. What could the jolly old elf have done that was so naughty?

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From Hermione's Heart
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18 comments:

  1. KingspanDecember 17, 2011 at 7:20 AM

    I don't care if you have been giving gifts since the third century, young man. You're not to old to have your bottom smacked. Every Christmas I tell you not to play in sooty chimneys in your good red suit, but do you listen? No.

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  2. AnonymousDecember 17, 2011 at 8:03 AM

    After all these years Santa finally made the naughty list

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  3. sixofthebestDecember 17, 2011 at 8:04 AM

    Santa say's to Hermione. "I am naughty, and you are nice. Please spank my bottom, and be precise".

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  4. SimonDecember 17, 2011 at 10:26 AM

    Both Scarlett and Santa knew that for their spankings to be really effective they were going too have to lose some layers of clothing,

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  5. AnonymousDecember 17, 2011 at 10:47 AM

    Why did you give cole to the good kids and toys to the bad kids?
    Jackie

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  6. KakiDecember 17, 2011 at 11:48 AM

    I don't care if you are Santa Clause can't you spend one Christmas Eve at home with the family.

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  7. ronnieDecember 17, 2011 at 11:57 AM

    It's not only naughty girls who get spanked at Christmas.

    Love,
    Ronnie
    xx

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  8. BlondieDecember 17, 2011 at 11:57 AM

    All I want for Christmas is to spank the naughty elf...

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  9. SweetpeaDecember 17, 2011 at 12:11 PM

    We finally get to see what Santa wants from Mrs. Claus for Christmas.

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  10. AnonymousDecember 17, 2011 at 12:36 PM

    Naughty Santa chose a spanking rather than the sack

    Richard

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  11. little monkeyDecember 17, 2011 at 12:40 PM

    "Frankly, Dear Santa, I don't give a damn. Bend over"

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  12. AnonymousDecember 17, 2011 at 6:44 PM

    The next sleigh definitely has to have a seat warmer. In the meantime, my dear, you are doing perfectly fine.

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  13. vfrat25000December 17, 2011 at 7:57 PM

    Thank you Santa…How did you know I wanted to be a TOP for Christmas?

    After a few too many glasses of Champagne, the Chairman of the Board and the Senior Attorney of the DoNothing Corporation found out at the Company Christmas Party they both had interests in spanking.

    Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Spanking Santa all the way…Oh what fun it is to spank Santa night and day.

    Oh Monica…You are the best….You make a darn good looking Santa as well Mr. President.

    I want a Maserati…WHACK…I want a 3 carat diamond ring…WHACK…I want a Coach Purse…..WHACK….I want Two Weeks in Hawaii…WHACK…OK…OK…Ease up I have to sit in that Sleigh all night.

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  14. MarQeDecember 17, 2011 at 7:59 PM

    All I said was, "can I come down your chimney?"

    MQ x

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  15. DaisychainDecember 17, 2011 at 8:20 PM

    Santa says..."If you want your bottom heated for Christmas, you had better show me what's so good about it...."

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  16. ChristinaDecember 17, 2011 at 8:59 PM

    You put ME on the naughty list? I'll show you who is on the naughty list!!

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  17. Bobbie JoDecember 17, 2011 at 9:53 PM

    What do you mean I can't have a Lamborghini?! How dare you suggest a Smart Car!

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  18. AnonymousDecember 18, 2011 at 12:47 PM

    Red noses are for Reindeer's..

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