Saturday, December 1, 2012

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Poor girl. She spends her days on her hands and knees scrubbing floors. Why do we find her in this position? What's in store for her? Will she live happily ever after?

Complete the caption by leaving a comment and I'll publish youe endings - happy or otherwise - in the next post.

From Hermione's Heart
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18 comments:

  1. AnonymousDecember 1, 2012 at 5:22 AM

    Hopefully just a test to realize if she's ready for an upgrading of her condition...

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  2. garyntboyDecember 1, 2012 at 5:38 AM

    Now look here Dopey, Doc and the rest of you, when I said I was a bit of a scrubber I didn't mean in a literal sense.

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  3. Minielle LabraunDecember 1, 2012 at 9:01 AM

    Sorry about throwing the potted plant at your head. See I am cleaning up the mess. Can we forget about the spanking?

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  4. Aimless RamblingDecember 1, 2012 at 10:17 AM

    Prince Charming better come soon, my knees are killing me and I have chapped hands.

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  5. UnknownDecember 1, 2012 at 10:48 AM

    I really hope Prince Charming brings his paddle with him this time...

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  6. rickyDecember 1, 2012 at 11:37 AM

    Stay tuned for the birds-eye view.

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  7. ronnieDecember 1, 2012 at 1:09 PM

    I knew I should have said yes to Sleeping Beauty, she doesn't have to clean floors.

    Love,
    Ronnie
    xx

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  8. AnonymousDecember 1, 2012 at 1:11 PM

    Will Cinderella make it to the ball on time?

    Or will her evil stepmother and step sisters find more chores to delay her?

    Maybe when the clock strikes midnight Cinderella will be in the corner nursing a red bottom from being spanked by her stepmother?

    Or will her Prince come to her rescue with soothing lotion and a glass slipper?

    Will her evil stepmother and stepsisters have an ouchy comeuppance at the hands of her handsome Prince?

    Stay tuned to "Hermione's Heart" to have all these questions answered and much, much more. Like do nudists have pin-ups of people wearing clothes? Do the French say "Pardon my English" when they curse? And why isn't there any mouse flavored cat food?

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  9. UnknownDecember 1, 2012 at 1:35 PM

    This was Prince Charming's favorite role-play for his dear Cinderella. Despite her upbringing she always managed to miss a spot and he got to spank that luscious ass.

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  10. BonnieDecember 1, 2012 at 1:53 PM

    "Thanks to my unique floor scrubbing workout, I look better than those evil step-sisters could even dream!"

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  11. SPANKEDHORTIC IIDecember 1, 2012 at 1:54 PM

    Cinderella thought that this kind of thing had gone from her life but then Prince Charming read "The Story Of O".

    Prefectdt

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  12. JuliaDecember 1, 2012 at 2:29 PM

    Oh, poor me, I have to clean up this mess I made. If he wasn't such a big meanie, I wouldn't have made the mess in the first place.

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  13. AnonymousDecember 1, 2012 at 3:02 PM

    I should have picked the spanking.

    Kiki

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  14. vfrat25000December 1, 2012 at 8:57 PM

    I had to marry the only Prince who decided to invest the entire Royal Fortune in Enron Stock.
    Hey Princess, grab me a beer, the game is about to start.

    When the Movie Producer told Penny Pondelsmith if she was really good with her hands there MIGHT be a part in a new movie with her name on it. This is not what first came to mind when she assured the producer she was “Very Good” with her hands.

    I am beginning to think my rotten husband really doesn’t have a scrub woman fantasy; he just wants the floors scrubbed.

    Blondes have more fun MY ASS!

    One little romp in the Library with the Duke of Dorchester and the Queen Mother has me scrubbing 26000 square feet of Castle Floors. If the Prince would just get that Viagra prescription refilled, I wouldn’t have to play Guess Who’s Under the Royal Covers with his relatives

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  15. Lady KoreganDecember 1, 2012 at 11:04 PM

    Maybe if I lean forward a little more, my cleavage will distract him from my bottom...

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  16. AnonymousDecember 1, 2012 at 11:52 PM

    "I should get a Swiffer." ;)

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  17. MyMaskDecember 2, 2012 at 9:06 AM

    I think I would rather have taken the spanking then to have to scrub these floors all day.

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  18. Rod from The Canery blogDecember 2, 2012 at 2:36 PM

    If I hadn't spanked him so hard, I wouldn't have felt the sort of guilt that only chores can assuage.

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