I saw a sign with this slogan in a gift shop, beside a display of large handbags.
Hmph! He's obviously not a butt man.
You wouldn't want it to stay open, would you?
Not once, not twice, but many times.
Weird, but a good pickup line.
I hope He's listening.

That's funny! The butt is one of my favorite bits.
ReplyDeleteVery cute photos and cartoons. I really like your tag lines.
ReplyDeleteHug,
joey
I'm with Joey..your tag lines are great!
ReplyDeletehugs abby
I love the serial butt stabbers. You've got me cracking up at my desk this morning!
ReplyDeleteSerial butt stabbers have me laughing. Thanks Hermione.
ReplyDeleteLove,
Ronnie
xx
That is precisely the reason I never carry a clutch purse....don't give anyone a point to draw conclusions from...
ReplyDeletehugs
lillie
Spanky - Mine too!
ReplyDeleteJoey - Why, thank you so much:)
Abby - It must have been all that coffee this morning:)
Jessa - A very weird news item.
Ronnie - I've heard of back stabbers, but this is different:)
Lillie - Very wise decision.
Hugs,
Hermione
funny, thanks
ReplyDeletebottoms up
Red
Seriously? Someone was going around stabbing butts?? That could be a career ender for people in the fetish fields! (But it still made me giggle.)
ReplyDeleteI kept re-reading serial butt stabbers! LOL
ReplyDeleteRed - You're welcome.
ReplyDeleteErica - Career ender - LOL!
Minelle - Dare I say, only in America?
Hugs,
Hermione