Saturday, November 23, 2013

Complete the Caption


Tennis can be a demanding sport, and the discipline required to reach expert level is often underestimated.

Complete the caption by leaving a comment and I will score your round in a later post.

If you haven't played before, grab your raquet and join in!
From Hermione's Heart
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18 comments:

  1. DelFonteNovember 23, 2013 at 5:58 AM

    Wow! Your ass groove lines up perfectly with your ponytail!

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  2. SPANKEDHORTIC IINovember 23, 2013 at 6:27 AM

    OK you stay in that position. I'll grease up my hand and we'll have that tennis ball out of there in no time.

    Prefectdt

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  3. AnonymousNovember 23, 2013 at 9:07 AM

    -Touching toes
    Check ✓

    -Spine at 90 degree angle
    Check ✓

    -Crowd waiting in anticipation
    Check ✓

    "Okay, time for the penalty phase of your match to begin. Just let me lift your skirt and your winning opponent may commence."

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  4. Ami StarsongNovember 23, 2013 at 10:00 AM

    The rules simply state "Knickers should not be worn"! Is that a thong I see?!

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  5. AnonymousNovember 23, 2013 at 10:09 AM

    As you touch your toes, you wonder how severe this spanking will be to motivate you for the match! Instead of your trainer spanking you, your trainer is being spanked by the financier who pays for you to dedicate yourself to tennis, because of your previous inept performances. Soon, you will feel his wrath on your bottom.
    bottoms up
    Red

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  6. ronnieNovember 23, 2013 at 10:12 AM

    This, what will happen. You bend, skirt will be lifted and he'll spank you. Simple.

    Love,
    Ronnie
    xx

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  7. Dragon's RoseNovember 23, 2013 at 10:17 AM

    Do my marks show? I don't want anyone to know what we did last night.

    Nope, the marks don't show. You are good.

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  8. AlexNovember 23, 2013 at 10:56 AM

    " BAD EXCUSE!! There is no such thing as a " too soft tennis ball " when we try to reach perfection...
    Let me remind you how I always hit the ball or whatever is " too soft " with FULL force, dear... "

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  9. UnknownNovember 23, 2013 at 11:49 AM

    You know my rules. You don't win a match, you don't get to keep your skirt or panties on for your spanking.

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  10. vfrat25000November 23, 2013 at 12:13 PM

    I see the TSA has taken over Tournament security.

    Its brown, has about 8 legs and its crawling up your back. I’m not touching it!

    Get me a Latte’, I’m hot, get me a wet towel, check my tan lines and make sure they are even! Give me 5 good swats on the butt with that paddle for motivation!
    Her Assistant: I gave up a promising career at Bank of America for this? I’m an idiot!

    Are you really a Chiropractor? The sponsors of this tournament have a history of being cheap. I’m pretty sure I saw you taking tickets at the front gate about 10 minutes ago!

    What’s going on down there?
    The Palm Beach Police Department is searching everywhere for the “Azure” diamond necklace that was stolen last night.
    Oh! OK

    Nope, no tattoo! It does NOT say NIKE on your lower back. I told you not to get your sponsor’s tattoo from a guy named Chuck who pushes his equipment around in a grocery cart.

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  11. Aimless RamblingNovember 23, 2013 at 1:30 PM

    Is that a handprint I see?

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  12. sixofthebestNovember 23, 2013 at 2:27 PM

    "I'll scratch your bare bottom, if you'll scratch mine"

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  13. BaxterNovember 23, 2013 at 5:38 PM

    I love your upper buttcrack. Later I want to pull your skirt off and examine the rest of it over my knee while I spank your naughty bottom.

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  14. A. LurkerNovember 23, 2013 at 6:06 PM

    Hi Hermione,

    1/ "You may be a tennis pro but after that racket you are getting a spanking, young lady."

    2/ "You lost 15-love and I will love giving you 15 on your bare bottom!"

    3/ "Yes, she is wearing Spanx and no they are not regulation. Should we give her some regulation spanks to wear, instead?"

    R.

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  15. WendelJonesNovember 24, 2013 at 12:55 AM

    I told you the next time you break this zipper you were getting a spanking.

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  16. BonnieNovember 24, 2013 at 10:28 AM

    "Mixed Doubles? Is that what they call it these days?"

    "Mindi's backcourt game has never been stronger."

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  17. rickyNovember 24, 2013 at 7:48 PM

    (The case of the missing tennis ball.)
    No, it's not here.

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  18. garyntboyNovember 25, 2013 at 12:36 AM

    'No it's not true what the crowd says, you're not spineless.'

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