Saturday, February 1, 2014

You Completed the Caption

This naughty boy seems to have gotten himself into a predicament. How will it be resolved? You said:

Simon: Now we've swapped clothes back I better get this lipstick off.

Yes I know you didn't get the part in Mad Men but if you don't stop blubbing I'll give you something to cry about.

Anon: Best not squirm to much this evening, others will know.

Respecting Mistress: That's better boy. Stand up straight. Hands clasped behind your back. I won't remind you again.

Ronnie: Come along now, you deserved the spanking so no more tears dear.

Six of the best: Wife says to husband, "Now that you have kissed me on the lips, I will allow you to kiss my bare bottom with a cane."

Kim: After removing the blindfold she wiped the last bits of cream from his lips; it would be impolite to answer the door that way!

Houston Switch: That was a enthusiast kiss! Let's get my lipstick off your lips before we go.

Daddy: Why is it dear, every time I ask for a spanking you start drooling?

Prefectdt: For pulling my corset strings too hard, that soap stops in there for at least ten minutes.

Vfrat25000: Madam, do I know you?
No, I just like wiping men’s mouths.

Remember George, Daddy loves football, hates Democrats and is paying for our marvelously expensive wedding!
Miss Stanford, as my fiancé I truly adore you but did anyone ever tell you, you are a spoiled brat in need of a good spanking.
Yes Dear… many times!

Remember who owns 51% of the stock in this company? If I want to paint my boy toy with red lipstick I will.
Why didn’t I join Dad’s sewer line cleaning company when he asked me?

She whispers in his ear, “Charles, I am really in the mood to play the naughty school girl and Principal tonight after the party!”
Oh isn’t that cute… Charles, you are drooling!

Penelope please hurry. Your new Christian Dior gown is perfect and you are about to rub my face off. Help me carry the cooler with the beer. We have to hurry or we are going to be late for the social event of the season - the Coors Light Monster Truck Races and the Amateur Night Mud Buggy Show.

Michael M: Wait a minute Darling, you have got one of my hairs on your lip.

Measha: My dear, we'll never get the young lady to notice you with that bit of frosting on your lip. There. Now big smiles, bring us home a treat!

Sir Wendel: There, there now no one will ever know you ate the last cupcake.

I've got a good mind to tan your bottom for eating my chocolates.

Hermione: And here's number seven. Let's see if we can break last week's record of how many handkerchiefs will fit in your mouth.

Thank you all for your witty captions. Do come back next Thursday for another fun photo.

From Hermione's Heart

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Darling I'm so sorry, the long lasting lipstick is for girlie me! Not you macho man? Kaley C.