Friday, June 6, 2014

Friday FAIL

When English isn't the merchant's first language, signs take on a different meaning.

Pork assholes? Do they actually mean tails, or what?





String them together to make an elegant, erotic toy!





This doesn't sound appetizing, and the picture on the can is even worse.





Cheap, fast and easy. Makes sense, I guess.





The all-you-can-eat buffet always runs out of these first.


Complete the Caption, then enjoy your weekend!
From Hermione's Heart
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20 comments:

  1. AnonymousJune 6, 2014 at 6:06 AM

    Hermione,

    Wow! This is a terrific post to cure a hunger attack during the day. Ugh.

    Thank you for sharing.

    Hugs,
    joey

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  2. RozJune 6, 2014 at 7:10 AM

    LoL Hermoine, great fails. Love the soup for sluts lol

    Hugs
    Roz

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  3. Minielle LabraunJune 6, 2014 at 7:28 AM

    I think they are all fails ! Can you imagine the double take, as people walk through the store half asleep?

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  4. littleJune 6, 2014 at 7:52 AM

    I rather like the soup for sluts!

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  5. Aimless RamblingJune 6, 2014 at 8:26 AM

    Definitely fails. I agree with Joey, cures hunger

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  6. HermioneJune 6, 2014 at 8:32 AM

    Joey - And a new fad diet is born!

    Roz - It was kinda clever.

    Minelle - That would be amusing.

    Little - It's an eye-catching name.

    Leigh - I'd opt for chicken instead of pork:)

    Hugs,
    Hermione

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  7. stay at home momJune 6, 2014 at 9:33 AM

    Hermione, great fails, all of them. The slut soup is my favourite. Wonder who buys that ...
    Thank you for sharing,

    hugs

    Nina

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  8. ronnieJune 6, 2014 at 9:46 AM

    Soup for sluts, funny. Thanks Hermione.

    Love,
    Ronnie
    xx

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  9. abbyJune 6, 2014 at 10:56 AM

    I read this just about lunch time...think i will wait a while..still shaking my head.
    hugs abby

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  10. AwedbymywomanJune 6, 2014 at 11:49 AM

    "Chicken Nutguts" - *snicker*

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  11. elle :)June 6, 2014 at 12:21 PM

    LOL!! soup for sluts, hilarious. :)

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  12. HermioneJune 6, 2014 at 1:32 PM

    Nina - Probably poor college students.

    Ronnie - Yes, quite unique.

    Abby - You must be hungry by now:)

    Foothills - I think I'll skip that buffet.

    Elle - It is indeed!

    Hugs,
    Hermione

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  13. KevlarbottomJune 6, 2014 at 1:41 PM

    Thanks for the laughs! Soup for Sluts! Need a camera near there to see who buys it!

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  14. EricaJune 6, 2014 at 2:12 PM

    OK, that Soup for Sluts nearly made me spew my coffee. Thank you for my Friday laughs!

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  15. EnzoJune 6, 2014 at 3:52 PM

    Wow Thanks for the laughs!
    I love your response to Nina's question: Probably poor college students.
    Just as funny.

    Thanks again!

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  16. UnknownJune 6, 2014 at 5:26 PM

    Oh wow, thank you!

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  17. JayJune 6, 2014 at 7:44 PM

    Love these! I'm glad I decided to put my tea down first!

    Hugs,
    Jay

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  18. rickyJune 6, 2014 at 10:50 PM

    Who's smarter than who, eh?
    Betcha they all made a sale!

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  19. CatJune 6, 2014 at 11:55 PM

    LOL Hermione...I might actually be able to lose some weight if these were the only things on the menu...most definitely unappetizing!

    Hugs and Blessings...
    Cat

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  20. HermioneJune 7, 2014 at 7:02 AM

    Erica - Oops! Sorry about your keyboard :)

    Enzo - It was my pleasure.

    Natasha - You're welcome!

    Jay - So am I.

    Ricky - I suspect they're a profitable line.

    Cat - Very!

    Hugs,
    Hermione

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