I am imagining that there is a note stuck in the crack (or where the crack should be ) telling the lucky guy that if he wants a real voluptuous woman that resembles this model, then turn around 180 degrees and she will be up in the dunes, waiting for a spanking and other fun stuff.
This is what happens to trolls who try sunbathing.
ReplyDeleteStoned again!
ReplyDeleteThe exercise video promised rock hard buns, but she never expected it to be quite so literal.
ReplyDeleteA few swats on the bum and her stony attitude would disappear again
ReplyDeleteWant to paddle my Buns of Rock?
ReplyDeleteI always said she had a heart of stone but ...
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Is this, perhaps a English beach, where they weigh their women by the stone?
I think my humor is sinking like a ...
I am imagining that there is a note stuck in the crack (or where the crack should be ) telling the lucky guy that if he wants a real voluptuous woman that resembles this model, then turn around 180 degrees and she will be up in the dunes, waiting for a spanking and other fun stuff.
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1/ Stoned again!
ReplyDelete2/ Punished by the White Witch of Narnia
3/ This is what happens when you do a spanking scene with Methuselah.
4/ Spanking rocks!
Stay in the sun too long and you bake
ReplyDeleteDo these stones make my butt look fat?
ReplyDeleteOne look and I was turned to stone.
ReplyDeleteLove,
Ronnie
xx
Yon maiden doth think too much, methinks.
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