On a fine, sunny day in our neighbourhood I often see people outside, washing and waxing their cars. But not dressed like this! What will be the outcome of this scrubbing session?
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Off screen man: I told you to not take my truck off road. You better get all the mud and dead animals off my truck or this cold water spray will turn into a spanking. Woman: actually I would rather a spanking than cleaning your stupid truck.
Next time I'll have finished washing your car in time, so that I won't need this sort of reminder again. Thank you for the spanking, oooohh, and thank you for cooling my bottom, Sir.
"I'm disappointed in you, I expected it ALL to be clean. It's important to have clean undercarriages...you should know this! Now, a little to the left!"
Only thing I can think of is "couldn't find my bathing suit"
On another topic, Hermoine, I would like to ask for your help. I am looking for sort of a penpal I can share ideas, problem solutions, get support from at times, etc.
I really think your site is nice. I think you can tell a lot about a person from looking at their site. Anyway, would you be interested or do you know somebody who is? I'm not a nutcase or anything like that. I am a devoted husband and father of two. I know you are probably very busy with the blog and everything, so I won't take up to much of your time.
Thanks and take care
Ray P.S- My e-mail is Raybird8657@aol.com if you want to privately answer me.
George why is there a naked lady outside our house washing your truck? That’s our new neighbor Michelle. She was sunbathing and asked if I needed any help washing the truck. I knew you wouldn’t mind. You are always telling me I need to be more social with our neighbors!
Jimmy…Your grown sister is NOT a mermaid Is too! Is NOT! Whenever she gets into the water she turns into a mermaid. OK Let’s see what happens. Hand me that hose! Oh WOW...That beats a mermaid all to heck!
You wash the truck and I’ll wash you!
It’s really amazing how helpful the neighbors get after you win the lottery
Dad what does the term “birthday suit” mean? It means you are running around without clothes on. Why do you ask? Somebody said our next door neighbor is washing her truck in her birthday suit while her boyfriend sprays her with a hose. Go to your room George. Dad needs to check on this!
Off screen man: I told you to not take my truck off road. You better get all the mud and dead animals off my truck or this cold water spray will turn into a spanking.
ReplyDeleteWoman: actually I would rather a spanking than cleaning your stupid truck.
Baxter
Splish, Splash, I'll soon feel the lash. Of a cane, that will pain. galore, my bottom made sore.
ReplyDeleteAnd the next time you borrow my truck without asking, you'll lose your clothing privileges for a week!
ReplyDeleteNext time I'll have finished washing your car in time, so that I won't need this sort of reminder again. Thank you for the spanking, oooohh, and thank you for cooling my bottom, Sir.
ReplyDelete"I'm disappointed in you, I expected it ALL to be clean. It's important to have clean undercarriages...you should know this! Now, a little to the left!"
ReplyDeleteAfter you've finished washing the truck we'll see if what they say is true - that a spanking hurts more on a wet bottom.
ReplyDeleteLove,
Ronnie
xxx
Only thing I can think of is "couldn't find my bathing suit"
ReplyDeleteOn another topic, Hermoine, I would like to ask for your help. I am looking for sort of a penpal I can share ideas, problem solutions, get support from at times, etc.
I really think your site is nice. I think you can tell a lot about a person from looking at their site. Anyway, would you be interested or do you know somebody who is? I'm not a nutcase or anything like that. I am a devoted husband and father of two. I know you are probably very busy with the blog and everything, so I won't take
up to much of your time.
Thanks and take care
Ray
P.S- My e-mail is Raybird8657@aol.com if you want to privately answer me.
Oh! Oh! Please don't stop!
ReplyDeleteOh, aaah ... oooh....
(I know, I know--censored!--right?)
I said spray the arch, dammit!
ReplyDeleteA cold shower outside here is one way to cool off a hot ass like hers. A hot shower inside her is a better way!
ReplyDeleteGeorge why is there a naked lady outside our house washing your truck?
ReplyDeleteThat’s our new neighbor Michelle. She was sunbathing and asked if I needed any help washing the truck. I knew you wouldn’t mind. You are always telling me I need to be more social with our neighbors!
Jimmy…Your grown sister is NOT a mermaid
Is too!
Is NOT!
Whenever she gets into the water she turns into a mermaid.
OK Let’s see what happens. Hand me that hose!
Oh WOW...That beats a mermaid all to heck!
You wash the truck and I’ll wash you!
It’s really amazing how helpful the neighbors get after you win the lottery
Dad what does the term “birthday suit” mean?
It means you are running around without clothes on. Why do you ask?
Somebody said our next door neighbor is washing her truck in her birthday suit while her boyfriend sprays her with a hose.
Go to your room George. Dad needs to check on this!
Make sure to clean all the cracks.
ReplyDeleteYou missed a spot.
ReplyDeleteThat's one way to beat those workin' at the carwash blues.
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