Here's what I gave Ron for Valentine's Day two years ago, to celebrate our very recent return to spanking. I thought it was the perfect way to commemorate my introduction to wooden spoons outside the kitchen.
In one trip to a dollar store I bought all the components and assembled them secretly. I wrapped the arrangement in red basket wrap, tied a big bow on top and tucked a funny card inside.
Ron was surprised, to say the least. After he had admired it sufficiently he asked a practical question.
"Where should we put it?"
"In the bedroom!"
He had to ask?
Hi! Happiest of Valentines Hermione! You make so much sense as to location of implements. I only have three. A home made flogger from leather boot laces. A ruler of thin metal 18 inches long and a damn stick. I threw the damn stick away, can't find the ruler and the flogger is just a novelty and not used. Geez, I need another implement.
ReplyDeleteHappy Valetines Day
ReplyDeleteWhat a fabulous idea. Happy Valentine's day, Hermione. Hope it's a good one. :)
ReplyDeleteHi Hermione:
ReplyDeleteHappy Valentines day to you and Ron. What a lovely boquet to send your Man, so very creative.
Take care
AG
Happy Valentines Day - What a great gift!
ReplyDeleteGreat idea for a gift.
ReplyDeleteHappy Valentines to you and Ron Hermione, hope it's a good one.
Ronnie
xx
Happy Valentiine's Day, Hermione! I hope you and Ron have a wonderful time celebrating!
ReplyDeleteDr. Ken
Happy Valentine's Day. We just got several new toys for the... errr... kitchen... and they certainly are nice to have.
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Todd & Suzy
fab - You do seem to be a bit short of implements.
ReplyDeleteCookie - and the same to you!
K - Thank you. It was fun.
AG - Thanks, and Happy Valentine's day to you.
Jean - Thank you.
Ronnie - Thanks, I'm sure it will be.
Dr. Ken - I hope so too!
A.S.S. - Oh, sounds lovely. Enjoy er, cooking with them :-)
What an inventive gift! Hope Davey doesn't visit your blog, spoons and I don't get on!!! xxxxxxxxxxxx
ReplyDeleteHappy Valentine's Day sorry I'm so late had to be to work super early today! Very creative and they look yummy. Yup I like wood one of the very few that do I think. :)
ReplyDeleteScunge
In the bedroom!!! As the younger generation might say...You Rock!!
ReplyDeleteMike
very cute
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