Luckily we also have the sucking-air-through-the-teeth version. Yup eye popping. The female bum really is the ultimate design. The drooly head turning usually starts right after the air sucking ends. Its the meat of the sit spot that does it a lot. Dang nice azz usually scorches through the brain immediately thereafter. Hatching a plan for a meet with an oppening line is almost involuntary. Alittle head bobble with a voice that says "hey baby wanna boogie" would get ya out onto the dance floor for a start.
My bum is a hazard zone, mainly cos I can't see it....LOL...I navigate carefully through a narrow spot, and knock stuff over with what follows behind....oops! xxxxx My friend asked her hubby whether her jeans made her bum look fat...he said, "everything makes your bum look fat; it IS fat..." They are divorced now.... Ironically, he is with a woman whose bum is even bigger!!!!! Hugs, xxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Luckily we also have the sucking-air-through-the-teeth version. Yup eye popping. The female bum really is the ultimate design. The drooly head turning usually starts right after the air sucking ends. Its the meat of the sit spot that does it a lot. Dang nice azz usually scorches through the brain immediately thereafter. Hatching a plan for a meet with an oppening line is almost involuntary. Alittle head bobble with a voice that says "hey baby wanna boogie" would get ya out onto the dance floor for a start.
ReplyDeleteHugs, fab
Liked the last one. I remember bell bottoms, think I still have a pair :)
ReplyDeleteLove.
Ronnie
xx
Funny again. I wish I had something clever to say.
ReplyDeleteFab - That's quite an image!
ReplyDeleteRonnie - Aw, I got rid of all of mine, but I do remember them.
Mick - That's an honest comment - I like that.
Hugs,
Hermione
Great post!
ReplyDeleteMy bum is a hazard zone, mainly cos I can't see it....LOL...I navigate carefully through a narrow spot, and knock stuff over with what follows behind....oops! xxxxx
ReplyDeleteMy friend asked her hubby whether her jeans made her bum look fat...he said, "everything makes your bum look fat; it IS fat..." They are divorced now....
Ironically, he is with a woman whose bum is even bigger!!!!!
Hugs, xxxxxxxxxxxxxx