Wednesday, July 14, 2010

Wednesday WIN


Here's an amazing new product that will benefit spankees everywhere:


Why suffer discomfort from having to sit on a hard surface like a floor, bench or chair? Portable Critbuns solves the problem for those of us who have limited natural padding or who get spanked frequently. The gel-filled cushion has a built-in handle so you can carry it on those occasions when you think you might need it, like after a hard spanking.

I may have enhanced the advertising text just a little, but you get the idea.

The Critbuns slogan (and I didn't make this up) is "Put your cheeks on its cheeks".






From Hermione's Heart

10 comments:

  1. Perhaps it can even be cooled in the 'frig for a bit before use: "Critbuns for Burntbuns" you might say. Interesting product.

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  2. Pretty cool item, thanks for sharing and I like your part of the advertisement.

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  3. LOL Hermione, good find and a definite win.

    I agree with Jean, I love your marketing for the product.

    Thanks Hermione.

    Love,
    Ronnie
    xx

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  4. Way too funny!!! And I agree with BabyMan, it should be able to be frozen first to be really effective!

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  5. I love it! We that get spanked should all be given one to soothe us.

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  6. Babyman - That's an excellent idea.

    Jean - Very cool (especially if you put it in the fridge).

    Ronnie - I always wanted to be a copywriter.

    Janet - Maybe I should contact the inventor with that suggestion.

    Poppy - Tops, you have officially been notified.

    Hugs,
    Hermione

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  7. You find the funniest stuff, Hermione! :-)

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  8. Erica - Especially when I'm not trying. This was another totally accidental find.

    Hugs,
    Hermione

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  9. Wow... nice one. Asha would definitely not allow me to have one of these. He likes the sting to linger... he loves to watch my reactions. LOL

    *hugs*

    turiya

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  10. turiya - Yes, I can see it from his point of view. Ron's the same.

    Hugs,
    Hermione

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