Friday, September 2, 2011

My First CHoS

I always look forward to reading Erica's popular Friday Correspondence Hall of Shame and Bonnie's Keyword Chaos. Unlike Erica and Bonnie, I don't have a lot of nonsense from my readers that I can share with you. My keyword searches tend to be some combination of Hermione and spanking. I don't get a lot of weird comments, messages, invitations or questions. But I did get this comment that made me laugh then scratch my head. The edited version is:

Hey Dear, I just want to say that your blog is amazing and outstanding.... I have big boobs and soft and salt ass. I know that most of adult want more sex entertainment dating site for getting enjoyment.

Now what the heck is a salt ass?


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9 comments:

  1. BonnieSeptember 2, 2011 at 6:45 AM

    Hi Hermione,

    Perhaps the salt is so they won't fly away?

    Have a great weekend!

    Hugs,
    Bonnie

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  2. sixofthebestSeptember 2, 2011 at 8:04 AM

    Hermione, a spicy salty 'ass'. with 'two hung low' meat balls, can be a 'saucy' sexually exciting spankable meal. Would'nt you agree.

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  3. EricaSeptember 2, 2011 at 10:27 AM

    ROFL!!!! Oh, you're sending me on the road with a huge laugh, Hermione. I'm usually pretty adept at figuring these things out, but I'm at a loss with "salt ass." Perhaps it will hit me later when halfway to Vegas. Have a fun weekend!

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  4. ronnieSeptember 2, 2011 at 12:25 PM

    Funny. I've no idea what is a "salt ass" Maybe ask Google:)

    Have a lovely weekend.

    Love,
    Ronnie
    xx

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  5. HermioneSeptember 2, 2011 at 1:35 PM

    Bonnie - I haven't thought of that trick for years.

    Six - Yes, it would be.

    Erica - If you figure it out, write it down so you don't forget. And have a spankingly wonderful weekend!

    Ronnie - What a good idea.

    Hugs,
    Hermione

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  6. DaisychainSeptember 2, 2011 at 2:22 PM

    Nope, it stumped me too! If you find out, be sure to let us know! xxxx

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  7. crankyspankerSeptember 2, 2011 at 3:10 PM

    Hmmmmm

    A soft and salt ass, if this is a good thing I am sure you do!

    Emanuele

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  8. LeaSeptember 2, 2011 at 8:29 PM

    Lol, that is a mystery I can't solve for you. I see some funny keyword searches sometimes but not enough to write a whole post about.

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  9. HermioneSeptember 3, 2011 at 6:59 AM

    Daisy - Google was no help either.

    Emanuele - I'm sure it was meant to be a good thing.

    Lea - I once wrote a post about mine, but it wasn't terribly funny.

    Hugs,
    Hermione

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