Wouldn't a doormat like this bring a smile to your face after you rang the bell?
Speaking of panties, how do you decide which pair to put on?
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- Hermione
- I'm a mature professional woman in a long-term relationship with a wonderful man who spanks me.
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This was great! I laughed out loud when I saw the doormat.
ReplyDeleteThanks Spanky:)
DeleteVery funny Hermione. And, so very true.
ReplyDeleteThank you,
joey
Funny how that flowchart gets it exactly right:)
DeleteLove it! Thanks.
ReplyDeleteYou're very welcome.
DeleteA friend of mine sent me a pic of this doormat yesterday. I want one. What a way to make people smile, when they come around to visit. :)
ReplyDeleteIt would be such a funny way to greet your guests.
DeleteYou find the funniest pictures. Thanks for the laugh
ReplyDeleteMy pleasure:)
DeleteHa!!! That's the best doormat ever.
ReplyDeleteI agree!
DeleteThank you for the laughs today! :-)
ReplyDeleteI loved the flow charts, especially showing the difference between men and women.
ReplyDeleteLove,
Kitty
LOL these are adorable! Thanks for the laughs Hermione! :D
ReplyDeleteHugs,
Maggie
Like that flowchart, to me the bottom one is much easier to follow..... hehe
ReplyDeleteDave
Too, too funny. Thanks for the laugh.
ReplyDeleteI'm so pleased you all liked these!
ReplyDeleteain't that the freaking truth!!!
ReplyDeletesarah
Some footballers (code not important) have "lucky underpants" they wear in every game because they were wearing them when they had a particularly good match. If they keep winning they keep wearing them until they disintegrate.
ReplyDeleteThe doormat would have me looking for a hidden camera.HAHA.
ReplyDeleteVery cute.
Love the flowchart. Although one important step is missing: might I get spanked today? Yes, I do ask myself that question when I pick out panties, because it does affect my decision! ;)
ReplyDeleteThe doormat should be able to change his message occasionally, going to "where is your underwear" ? :-D
ReplyDeleteBy the way, I know a great use for that kind of doormat...
I laughted when I saw the mat, thanks Hermione.
ReplyDeleteGreat minds think alike - I had the underwear pictures in a post scheduled for tomorrow.
Love,
Ronnie
xx
Sarah - Yes, sure is!
ReplyDeleteJohn - Eewww!
Sunny - Me too:)
LB - Sorry, that wasn't one of the choices. (I didn't draw the flowchart, otherwise it would have been included.)
mlkklm - Welcome! Yes, I can think of another ouchy use for it.
Ronnie - Oops! Sorry.
Hugs,
Hermione
The famous phrase is , "Ah, don't be a doormat!" but I perceive there could be advantages.
ReplyDeleteWow, women have very complicated lives!! That chart explains a lot!!
Thanks, Hermione!
We certainly do. Decisions, decisions!
DeleteFun flowchart.... and thanks for making it large enough for these older eyes to read.
ReplyDeletehappy spankings
Red
It was a bit small for mien too; glad you managed to decipher it.
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