Saturday, May 12, 2012

Complete the Caption


A military scene with a difference or two. The soldiers on the left are enjoying what they see, and the drill sergeant is shouting...what?

Complete the caption by leaving a comment and I will publish your orders in the next post.

From Hermione's Heart
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18 comments:

  1. ChrossMay 12, 2012 at 5:59 AM

    "Do i speak Swahili? Or why is it only one of you understood my orders??"

    Btw I have uploaded the Saturday Night Live clip you were looking for here:

    https://vimeo.com/42006374

    Cheers
    Chross

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  2. SimonMay 12, 2012 at 6:22 AM

    Hermione could only hope that this turned out to be another one of those naked in public dreams.

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  3. sixofthebestMay 12, 2012 at 8:09 AM

    The drill sergeant says to the naughty female recruits. "Repeat these lines as you march. 'Six of the best, at my request".

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  4. BonnieMay 12, 2012 at 9:16 AM

    "On this occasion only, we will forgo the six demerits associated with being out of uniform. I have a different sort of punishment in mind for Private Waters."

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  5. Aimless RamblingMay 12, 2012 at 9:58 AM

    Scared the pants off you , didn't I?

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  6. AnonymousMay 12, 2012 at 10:33 AM

    Well, i see you have your kit, and that is one great caboodle

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  7. SNPMay 12, 2012 at 10:50 AM

    Naughty girls don't get to wear the standand uniform, do they?

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  8. KingspanMay 12, 2012 at 12:06 PM

    "Private, is this what meant when you said you could get all the men in the regiment to 'stand at attention'"?

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  9. JuliaMay 12, 2012 at 12:21 PM

    "Stop wiggling your ass at me and get moving!"

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  10. vfrat25000May 12, 2012 at 12:55 PM

    Recruit Jones….I get your point…The new uniforms itch…..I will tell the laundry to add fabric softener!

    Recruit Smith!!! Is that a stain on your uniform? No Drill Sergeant….Just a big freckle! Proceed!

    Recruit -What in the name of the Marine Corp are you doing out of Uniform? I’ve been assigned to General Peckingworthy’s Bachelor Party!..Well Done Recruit-Carry On!

    Recruit Peterson, you are slouching…Stick that chest out…!!!!!

    Recruit Jones…I see you solved the problem with the uniform that didn’t fit! Excellent…Keep it up and you will make Corporal soon.

    Drill Sergeant Davis about had a heart attack when he heard Recruit Shapely-Bottom’s new marching song: “I got no uniform, I am tough…I will kick butt in the buff”

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  11. ronnieMay 12, 2012 at 1:29 PM

    "Private Jefferey, I see you still can get all your kit on in time for morning inspection."

    Love,
    Ronnie
    xx

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  12. A. LurkerMay 12, 2012 at 1:47 PM

    Frauline, I did NOT mispronounce "achtung" when I shouted "arse-stung"!
    R.

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  13. DaisychainMay 12, 2012 at 4:27 PM

    Private Smythe, I think you will certainly draw the attention of the enemy, long enough for us to mount an attack.... great initiative, you are a credit to your platoon....

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  14. AnaMay 12, 2012 at 8:06 PM

    "The next time I tell you to get dressed and ready to march in 2 minutes, perhaps you will take it more seriously."

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  15. Spankedhortic IIMay 13, 2012 at 6:02 AM

    "You're going to regret this when I pin this medal on you private!"

    Prefectdt

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  16. davidMay 13, 2012 at 7:14 AM

    you appear to be the only one who didn`t understand the order Privates on parade!!!

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  17. sixofthebestMay 13, 2012 at 7:50 AM

    Dear Hermione. on a different subject matter. Here is to you, on Mother's Day. Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, Here is to a spanking, from a husband that's true.

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  18. AnonymousMay 13, 2012 at 7:54 AM

    You have a bare cheek young ladt 2 actally ,love and spanks ,timxx

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