Tuesday, November 6, 2012

It's All About Location

I found some unsolicited advertising in my inbox the other day. Normally I would simply mark it as spam then delete it, but this time it was a little different. The picture was intriguing, to say the least.


It's a  Ta*ta*too, real-looking temporary body art. I thought it was clever of them to send me an email with the one tattoo I was sure to go for. Their marketing department is really on the ball.

The only problem is, it's in the wrong place. A "Spank Me" tattoo belongs farther south on the body. Still, it does send the right message, even in the wrong location.

From Hermione's Heart
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12 comments:

  1. wordsmithNovember 6, 2012 at 7:01 AM

    "sure to go for"....I suppose a picture is out of the question?

    I believe supermarkets have identified that "shelf height" is very important when it comes to consumer purchase decisions...

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  2. Minielle LabraunNovember 6, 2012 at 9:06 AM

    Boy are they desperate to have you on their side! Funny they used bo*bs instead of a butt.

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  3. ronnieNovember 6, 2012 at 10:40 AM

    You do get some interesting adverts. Wonder why they didn't use a bottom to advertise it.

    Love,
    Ronnie
    xx

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  4. AnonymousNovember 6, 2012 at 11:20 AM

    Interesting advert, but odd placement.

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  5. Aimless RamblingNovember 6, 2012 at 11:44 AM

    I would guess they really have your number.

    Boobs instead of butt, perhaps more exposure is against the rules.

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  6. sixofthebestNovember 6, 2012 at 11:50 AM

    Is it a bra, or a bikini, only a huaband, or boyfriend knows for sure. Could one also say 'busted bum'. Who are you?.

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  7. HermioneNovember 6, 2012 at 2:52 PM

    Wordsmith - I haven't bought the tattoo yet, but don't think I would post a pic of my bottom anyway.

    Minelle - That's all they sell - tattoos for tatas (bewbs).

    Ronnie _ my inbox is quite X-rated sometimes.

    Joey - I thought so too.

    Sunnygirl - They aren't showing too much breast either so maybe it's safer.

    Six - My guess is a corset or bustiere.

    Hugs,
    Hermione

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  8. BasNovember 6, 2012 at 4:01 PM

    I never get those nice spam emails. Only for blue pills.
    Good God, their marketing department is GOOD !

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  9. AnonymousNovember 6, 2012 at 6:05 PM

    LOL Well the placement I don't think is that far off, where are most mens eyes anyway? It doesn't say to spank her there! Just to spank her! Clever.

    C

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    1. garyntboyNovember 6, 2012 at 9:31 PM

      That's where me eyes would be looking if I met her. Wonder what the two stars mean..Spank her twice ?

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  10. AnonymousNovember 6, 2012 at 7:12 PM

    a definitive WIN!!!
    bottoms up
    Red

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  11. HermioneNovember 7, 2012 at 7:56 AM

    Bas - I get those too but I forward them to Ron.

    C - True. It's the best place to leave a message that won't be overlooked.

    Red - The eyes have it!

    GaryNTboy - Maybe, or Spank Me, not somebody else?

    Hugs,
    Hermione

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