Saturday, April 20, 2013

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Those clothes need ironing, but there seems to be some delay. Is someone in trouble?

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15 comments:

  1. DelFonteApril 20, 2013 at 5:51 AM

    Why she insists on this damn ironing board is beyond me, I much prefer the whipping bench.

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  2. SimonApril 20, 2013 at 5:55 AM

    The new housekeeper wasn't much good but there were compensations.

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  3. AnonymousApril 20, 2013 at 6:16 AM

    * "Dumb Dora was so dumb she used an ironing board as a vibrator. Hey, maybe dumb Dora wasn't so dumb after all."

    * "When exotic dancer Mystic's pole was damaged in the Seven Dwarves incident she cleverly substituted an ironing board."

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  4. Aimless RamblingApril 20, 2013 at 9:01 AM

    She said she could iron and boy was she right.

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  5. BonnieApril 20, 2013 at 9:33 AM

    "When he said he wanted to paddle me with a board, this was the first thing that came to mind."

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  6. sixofthebestApril 20, 2013 at 9:46 AM

    The naughty lady say's " My boss, 'Six of the Best', has promised me, a good spanking on my bare bottom, if I fail to satisfy him in doing my duties.

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  7. ronnieApril 20, 2013 at 11:38 AM

    Peter loved his sexy new wife but she had no idea how to put up an ironing board.

    Love,
    Ronnie
    xx

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  8. vfrat25000April 20, 2013 at 2:34 PM

    Assembles in 10 minutes… My Ass!

    Granny Francine’s House Keeping Service was the best kept secret in town

    Helen….I forgot to tell you…The New Pastor Search Committee from our church is in the living room. They have been waiting for about 20 minutes!

    Jim, you are a confirmed bachelor. Why are your clothes so neatly pressed and organized? You must pay a fortune for laundry services
    I do!

    Three hundred dollars an hour for ironing service, are you nuts?
    This is what we provide!
    Let me get my credit card. I’ll take a week’s worth!

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  9. KingspanApril 20, 2013 at 4:22 PM

    Such a well presented bottom, but kind of hard to swat from that angle. Isn't it "iron"ic?

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    1. garyntboyApril 20, 2013 at 5:10 PM

      'don't you think', like it Kingspan.Nice one.

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  10. Minielle LabraunApril 20, 2013 at 6:12 PM

    "Oh my... I just need to 'right' this ironing board I knocked over.
    Darn, I guess I should get dressed first...um maybe."

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  11. rickyApril 20, 2013 at 6:54 PM

    Oh, hi there!
    Don't mind me,
    I'm just hanging out.

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  12. WendelJonesApril 21, 2013 at 7:25 AM

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    Order Now and RONCO will throw in the Pocket Paddle absolutely FREE!


    Real Customer Testimonial: “I remember driving in to work one morning and saying to myself ‘Self, I wish there was any easy way to spank the maid while she irons’. Then I saw the ad for the RONCO ‘Pocket Ironing Board Spanking System’. Now I can satisfy all my kinks and still get to work on time with a freshly pressed shirt. Thanks RONCO”

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  13. rednakedyApril 21, 2013 at 10:51 AM

    They say the best thing a woman can do for a man is get the wrinkles out of his cock...

    Oh, huh, what? Huh? Ohhhhhhhhhh---THAT'S what they meant. My bad. Come 'ere and I'll take care of that for you.....

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  14. A. LurkerApril 21, 2013 at 12:08 PM

    "Hey big boy, wanna play a "board" game?

    R.

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