Friday, April 25, 2014

Friday FAIL

While shopping I often come across some pretty spectacular FAILs. Here's an example of what I mean.


Let me think. Is that cookies that look like someone's ass? Cookies to sit on? Cookies for your donkey?






That would not improve the air quality in our home one little bit.






"Hardly used"? Does that refer to the 5 second rule?





Hello Safeway, they're called "bananas"





I repeat: "bananas"





How about some squishy octopus ass in your sandwich? Makes a nice change from cheese and lettuce.





Who knew that the German translation for "baseball bat" is "Bondage Fetish Mega Dildo"? Amazon must be using Google Translate again.

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From Hermione's Heart
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17 comments:

  1. abbyApril 25, 2014 at 6:28 AM

    I admit I had to read the candle one twice...and i will stick to calling it a bat!
    hugs abby

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  2. RozApril 25, 2014 at 6:59 AM

    LoL Hermoine, love the candle and bat.

    Hugs
    Roz

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  3. HermioneApril 25, 2014 at 8:00 AM

    Anon - I agree!

    Abby - Bat works for me too!

    Roz - The bat was quite a shocker!

    Hugs,
    Hermione

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  4. stay at home momApril 25, 2014 at 8:01 AM

    Lol, they are all funny. I like the bat and bananas best.

    hugs

    Nina

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  5. Dragon's RoseApril 25, 2014 at 8:47 AM

    Well okay then. I think I'll pass on ass today. Yikes

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  6. Aimless RamblingApril 25, 2014 at 9:23 AM

    OMG - love them even if they are fails.

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  7. ronnieApril 25, 2014 at 10:13 AM

    Hermione,

    I love them all. Funny. Thank you.

    Love
    Ronnie
    xx

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  8. AnonymousApril 25, 2014 at 10:45 AM

    LOL These are epic fails, Hermione. Still am trying to fathom the butt plug.
    Great job!

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  9. EricaApril 25, 2014 at 2:13 PM

    ROFL!! I do believe they meant "assorted" cookies. But really, how lazy of them.

    At least they didn't label the bananas "The Poor Woman's Dildo."

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  10. River WildApril 25, 2014 at 2:37 PM

    These were hilariously awful! Talk about "lost in translation" :-)

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  11. *Bonnie*April 25, 2014 at 3:53 PM

    Oh my gosh, where do you find these! I loved them all. Too funny, thanks for brightening my Friday!

    xo

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  12. CatApril 25, 2014 at 9:37 PM

    ROFLMBO Hermione! All I can do is shake my head at all of these...especially the bat and butt plug! ;)

    Thanks for sharing...have a great weekend!

    Hugs and Blessings...
    Cat

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  13. Pearl NecklaceApril 26, 2014 at 12:09 AM

    re: picture #1. I would love a piece of 'ass' right about now! XOXO Pearl

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  14. HermioneApril 26, 2014 at 7:30 AM

    Nina - The banana ones were pretty strange.

    Rose - Um, me too!

    Sunny - I'm glad you liked them.

    Ronnie - You're most welcome.

    Michael - It's too beautiful to part with. I would have kept it as an ornament.

    Erica - Assorted, of course. But what fun would that be?
    "Poor woman's dildo" - isn't that a cucumber?

    River - totally lost and never to be seen again.

    Bonnie - The interwebs are full of them.

    Cat - The butt plug is a real deal!

    Pearl - They look like chocolate chip.

    Hugs,
    Hermione

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  15. AnonymousApril 26, 2014 at 7:54 AM

    Wow. Thank you for sharing.

    I wonder if any one ordered the giant bat dildo.

    Hug,
    joey

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  16. BaxterApril 26, 2014 at 9:34 AM

    Those are great. Just amazing how our educational system is FAILing us. If you read the letters that the soldiers wrote during the US Civil War and compare to what people write today, we are going backwards at an alarmingly high rate of speed.
    Baxter

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  17. Cara BristolApril 28, 2014 at 9:30 AM

    Had a good laugh. Thank you.

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