Doctor: What seems to the problem Mary? Mary: My hands are terribly swollen, dark, and puffy. I can’t see my fingers! Doctor: Mary, you are wearing boxing gloves. Take them off! Mary: Oh thank you Doctor. You are a medical genius. Thank you so much Doctor: You are welcome. Have a nice day Mary.
What’s with the woman in boxing gloves? Apparently, her husband find out about her wrecking his new Corvette while showing off to her friends. Personally I think she’s got the padding on the wrong part of her anatomy!
Betty had a bad case of P-M-S which made her want to kick some serious A-S-S
Here Betty, hold this priceless and I mean priceless Faberge’ Egg while I open the safe. For goodness sake DON’T drop it!
I woke up in a gym Sunday Morning with boxing gloves on and some old goober passed in the center of the ring. What happen to the good old days when I would go out on Saturday night and Sunday Morning I would wake up beside some tall nameless cowboy type? I have GOT to lay off the Tequila.
Nobody comes between me and my Oreos
ReplyDeleteJust wait till I get my hands on that hairdresser !!!
ReplyDeleteWhat do you mean you don't like my meatloaf?
ReplyDeleteI SAID we're going OUT to dinner!!
ReplyDeleteCome and get it buster, I dare you?
ReplyDeleteTry that again again and I'll knock you for six. Didn't you know I was the women's boxing champion in college.
ReplyDeleteNot the type of glove modeling Mary was used to.
Love,
Ronnie
xx
I'm tougher than I look!
ReplyDeleteMadison Boxing Gloves in Saffiano Leather by Coach
ReplyDeleteHi, I'm your brain surgeon. Don't worry about my hands. I can still hold a scalpel.
ReplyDeleteIf you think my hair is bad you should see what the manicurist did to my nails.
ReplyDeleteC'mon, big boy. I'll show you what tough is!
ReplyDeleteI believe that is 1930s film star,
ReplyDeletethe luminous Jean Arthur.
To the studio chief:
Now I want top billing on my next
picture, or else!
Uh uh!!! NO spanking for me today!! I have a great right hook!
ReplyDeleteMany hugs,
<3 Katie
Doctor: What seems to the problem Mary?
ReplyDeleteMary: My hands are terribly swollen, dark, and puffy. I can’t see my fingers!
Doctor: Mary, you are wearing boxing gloves. Take them off!
Mary: Oh thank you Doctor. You are a medical genius. Thank you so much
Doctor: You are welcome. Have a nice day Mary.
What’s with the woman in boxing gloves?
Apparently, her husband find out about her wrecking his new Corvette while showing off to her friends. Personally I think she’s got the padding on the wrong part of her anatomy!
Betty had a bad case of P-M-S which made her want to kick some serious A-S-S
Here Betty, hold this priceless and I mean priceless Faberge’ Egg while I open the safe. For goodness sake DON’T drop it!
I woke up in a gym Sunday Morning with boxing gloves on and some old goober passed in the center of the ring. What happen to the good old days when I would go out on Saturday night and Sunday Morning I would wake up beside some tall nameless cowboy type? I have GOT to lay off the Tequila.