This National Geographic Special will focus on the habits & sex life of a sub-species of the American homo sapiens called "spankos." Notice how the female sleeps-in late into the day because she was up late receiving corporal punishment that they refer to as "fun." Similar to many baboon species, the female buttocks of spankos turn bright red at certain times throughout the year. When she is awake, you can hear her mating call echo through the forest, "Honey, I've been a bad girl again..." Jean Marie
I am just resting from the spanking and sex for a few minutes by hanging like a sloth. yes, I know I need to be spanked more and I want more spanking and orgasmic sex, but I just need to catch my breath.
Scoutmaster, why is there a naked woman asleep on that tree branch? OH MY!!!! JACKPOT!!!! Boys, see that cabin WAY on the other side of that mountain. You guys hike to that and I will meet you there later. Scoutmaster, are you going to rescue her? Yes, something like that!
Angelina Jolie starring in Kindergarten Cop 2
Oh my stars what is in that tree? That is my wife Candy. She loves being out in nature. Wait; hold on a second that is Barbara her sister. My wife Candy is asleep in that tall Oak over there. All naked women hanging on a limb in a tree look alike to me.
How is the camping going Frank? Did your new wife Jayne get used to sleeping in the woods? Yes, she is loving every minute of it. I don’t see her at the moment. She must have got up really early and went for a nice sunrise walk.
Following the extended filibuster, Senator Nancy Frankenbottom took a long overdue nap in the fresh air outside the US Capital Building.
Altogether now "If you go down to the woods today, You're sure of a big surprise! If you go down to the woods today. Make sure that you open your eyes."
I can hear the spanker now. You can't stay up there forever, and when you come down you are still going to get a spanking.
ReplyDeletearchedone
Forgets why she is in a tree, forgets to dress, can sleep everywhere...she's pregnant
ReplyDeleteIn desperation, Francesca prepared for her next spanking, which she hoped would make her feel "above all things"! :). Thanks Hermione! Many hugs,
ReplyDelete<3 Katie
Now, that's what I call 'spent'.
ReplyDeleteHope you had a Happy Canada day.
It must have been a good party.
ReplyDeleteLove,
Ronnie
xx
Gives new meaning to corner time!
ReplyDeletePlease don't make me find & cut another hickory switch, sir; our last session wore me out!
ReplyDeleteJean Marie
Ohhh, Treebeard, are all the Ents as good as you?
ReplyDeleteThis National Geographic Special will focus on the habits & sex life of a sub-species of the American homo sapiens called "spankos." Notice how the female sleeps-in late into the day because she was up late receiving corporal punishment that they refer to as "fun." Similar to many baboon species, the female buttocks of spankos turn bright red at certain times throughout the year. When she is awake, you can hear her mating call echo through the forest, "Honey, I've been a bad girl again..."
ReplyDeleteJean Marie
Just hanging around!
ReplyDeleteCould have been the whiskey
ReplyDeleteMight have been the gin
Could have been the 3 or 4 6 packs
I don't know . . .
R.
The inspiration for Joyce Kilmer's, "Trees", perhaps?
ReplyDeleteA beautiful poem,
as is the yon Sleeping Beauty.
"When the fruit is ripe, it's time for harvest."
ReplyDeleteP.S.
ReplyDeleteIs it just me, or does anyone else
see an evil grin in the tree trunk?
I know, I know, I should get out
more, (sigh) . . .
I left 2 captions midday on Thursday; could they be lost?
ReplyDeleteJean Marie
Does this tree make my butt look fat?
ReplyDeleteJean Marie - Your comments always go to the Spam folder for some reason. That's why they don't show up on the blog right away.
ReplyDelete"I will deal with the splinters later."
ReplyDeleteHugs
Ami
I am just resting from the spanking and sex for a few minutes by hanging like a sloth. yes, I know I need to be spanked more and I want more spanking and orgasmic sex, but I just need to catch my breath.
ReplyDeleteBaxter
Scoutmaster, why is there a naked woman asleep on that tree branch?
ReplyDeleteOH MY!!!! JACKPOT!!!! Boys, see that cabin WAY on the other side of that mountain. You guys hike to that and I will meet you there later.
Scoutmaster, are you going to rescue her?
Yes, something like that!
Angelina Jolie starring in Kindergarten Cop 2
Oh my stars what is in that tree?
That is my wife Candy. She loves being out in nature. Wait; hold on a second that is Barbara her sister. My wife Candy is asleep in that tall Oak over there. All naked women hanging on a limb in a tree look alike to me.
How is the camping going Frank? Did your new wife Jayne get used to sleeping in the woods?
Yes, she is loving every minute of it. I don’t see her at the moment. She must have got up really early and went for a nice sunrise walk.
Following the extended filibuster, Senator Nancy Frankenbottom took a long overdue nap in the fresh air outside the US Capital Building.
OK Vfrat25000 put on his glasses. He now understands the banana photo. Now he must hurry off. He is needed in surgery.
ReplyDeleteAltogether now
ReplyDelete"If you go down to the woods today,
You're sure of a big surprise!
If you go down to the woods today.
Make sure that you open your eyes."
Jason thought it was a urban legend that there was a naked woman on the trees. Now he realized she must waiting to get spanked.
ReplyDeleteLook! It must have been raining naked ladies last night.
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