Dammit, where are my key to the office and my company phone? The boss said he would blister my ass if I lost either and now I am going to get a double blistering. Oh woe is me. Of course,I could always pleasure him on my knees after I go over his.
This relationship is all about pain and pleasure ... my pain and his pleasure. First my bottom, now my knees. What other parts of my body am I going to have to sacrifice to satisfy his many desires?
"One of those 'morning afters' where you should really hand someone else the keys."
ReplyDeletelost her phone
ReplyDeleteSearching for her dignity.
ReplyDeleteThis would be a lot more enjoyable if I had a cushion to kneel on!
ReplyDeleteDammit, where are my key to the office and my company phone? The boss said he would blister my ass if I lost either and now I am going to get a double blistering. Oh woe is me. Of course,I could always pleasure him on my knees after I go over his.
ReplyDeleteCould you not have asked for this before we left the house?
ReplyDeleteSally wasn't absolutely convinced that this was part of the sobriety test.
ReplyDeleteCan't we do this on the side without the steering wheel?
ReplyDeleteWhy does everyone say I'm half-ass?
ReplyDelete"I'm trying but it's stuck! Why did you put it in there in the first place?"
ReplyDeleteWell that is one way to pass the driving road test.
ReplyDeleteJack has Jill convinced this is how to charge an electric vehicle.( Jack doesn't own an electric vehicle.)
ReplyDeleteThis relationship is all about pain and pleasure ... my pain and his pleasure. First my bottom, now my knees. What other parts of my body am I going to have to sacrifice to satisfy his many desires?
ReplyDeleteIf he ever expects me to do this again he’d better get a car with a back seat.
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